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  Leprechaun Motel         


Author: freddy
Date: Apr 18, 2008 17:01

General Description:

The Leprechaun Motel in West Warwick, Rhode Island situated 325 Quaker
Lane can be contacted by phone +1401 8281509.
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  Re: PING Veronica         


Author: veronica.karlsson
Date: Apr 18, 2008 16:05

On 17 Apr, 23:29, Tim Weaver gmail.com> wrote:
> Dear VK,
>
> Thank you for the care package, packed with the ten million very cool
> items. I especially like the little fan with the produce neat little LED
> light patterns when it runs (and keeps me cool). The LED keychain is also
> very nice, along with all the other keychains (the scissors and compass
> ones especially). And the FM radio, and all the pens, and the playing
> cards, and the pedometer, and the tatoo-looking bandages, and the giant
> eraser, and the camera, and the two little tiny rolls of tape. Oh, and the
> nifty plastic box some of it was packed in. Hmm, did I miss anything?
> Probably so.

I don't know. I haven't written a list. Notice the "rubber pens"?
(mentioned in an earlier discussion)
>
> Speaking of packing, you certainly know how to cram a bunch of stuff
> into a small space.

I see no point in sending expensive air around the world.
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  Troll: The Movie         


Author: mimus
Date: Apr 18, 2008 15:47

Is on The Movie Channel tonight at 8:30 pm.

It only got two stars.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah."

< _Shaun of the Dead_
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  Re: hacker beer(WAS: Re: Christianity versus Islam)         


Author: 'Menjy'
Date: Apr 18, 2008 13:31

PerfectReign wrote:
>curmudgeon turned on the Etch-A-Sketch and wrote:
>
>> "I am not permitted to let my love be so merciful
>> as to tolerate and endure false doctrine. When
>> faith and doctrine are concerned and endangered...
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  The Golden Age         


Author: kenpisano
Date: Apr 18, 2008 12:34

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at
the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his
wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah." she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were
sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "we were probably sitting here
naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "what do you say...should we get
naked?" (Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the
table.)

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied,
"my nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your
coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
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  Haffenreffer Private Stock, April 2008         


Author: dave hillstrom
Date: Apr 18, 2008 11:15

and what a fine six pack it is at $2.69. ah, the boquette! the
color! the hidden hammer at the bottom of the bottle! this will be a
night to savor.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

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  Re: Pefect Numbers         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Apr 18, 2008 10:39

John \"C\" wrote:
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  Re: 1/7 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Apr 18, 2008 10:38

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:480700C8.85651E7A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>> nemo wrote:
>>
>>> After putting 6ft of good, rich, mineral-based soil on his land, a
> farmer
>>> got awarded a Deep Loamer.
>>
>> Loamer: Ocean of fertile soil.
>>
>> Loaming: Vase of rich soil.
>
> Would you re-peat that please. John, Innes currect state of deafness would
> not have heard that.

Here goes:

nemo wrote:
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  April 18 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Apr 18, 2008 01:37

Steve Siegfried wrote:
> Folks,
>
> I have always relied on the kindness of strangers.
>
> On that "Thanks, Blanche, for helping restock the joke inventory"
> thought, Ziggy's Joke o' the day is from DaveP via TomC:
>
> ...
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  Anti Alcohol Slogans         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Apr 18, 2008 01:16

Don't play ball with alcohol.
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