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Author: pscissons
Date: Mar 7, 2008 23:48

I have some. I'm a sucker for teensy, electronic gadgets. I have a little
led light that must be recharged by plugging it into the usb port. Takes 3
hours to charge up, but it's cute and little.

One of the most stringent rules I have for buying teensy electronic gadgets
is that they must be found at yard sales, thrift stores, or the 99 cent
store.

Another gadget I have is a digital travel alarm clock. You could lose it
among the change in your pocket, and it works like a charm.

I luvz them gadgets. *drool*

Smee
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  'Tis the season..........         


Author: pscissons
Date: Mar 7, 2008 23:44

Peeps.

They're all over, you can't get away from them.

Yellow ones, green ones, purple ones.

And they have all kinds of fellow travelers; bunnies and so on.

I'm going into the peep shelter. Let me know when they're gone.

Smee
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  10/30 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 7, 2008 15:23

Pollywolly wrote:
> Dougal wrote:
>> On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 19:13:59 +1000, "Pollywolly" atjfaq.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>> Marvin enjoys being in Sydney from what I've heard.....
>>>
>>> Did you herd sheep?
>>
>> My dog died and I had pygthur retire.
>
> That sounds like the title of a Country and Western song.

I heard a herd of sheep.
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  10/30 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 7, 2008 15:23

nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:412657E2.5262E05C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>>
>> nemo wrote:
>>
>>> Tim Bruening wrote in message...
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  10/30 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 7, 2008 15:23

MosZibby wrote:
> Douglas D. Anderson wrote:
>> "Tim Bruening" wrote
>>> Why is this thread so popular?
>>>
>>
>> Mos says it's a string anyway.
>
> Couple more hundred posts and it'll be a fucking rope.

Roping: Musical cord.
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  Re: 3/7 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 7, 2008 15:23

nemo wrote:
> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
> (The Good Life)

How Sub Lime.
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  Re: 3/7 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 7, 2008 15:23

J. A. Mc. gbr.online.com> wrote in message
news:a39b6017ln6tcl59ticijb7jauiij08afn@4ax.com...
> On 27 Mar 2004 10:53:13 GMT, johnnaishwerner@aol.com (Johnnaishwerner)
found
> these unused words floating about:
>
>>A musician was recently hospitalized with a bad case of scherzophrenia.
> They administered too much medication and he lay in a coda for days.

Coda: Husband of Coma.

Comma: Mother of punctuation.

Comma: Mother of a computer.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 7, 2008 15:23

nemo wrote:

Tim Bruening wrote in message
news:41D662EC.FAF07894@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Sermon: Preaching knight.

Vicar: Preaching automobile.

Carton: 2,000 lb auto.
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  Re: 3/7 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 7, 2008 15:23

nemo wrote:

Tim Bruening wrote in message
news:41D662CD.58501929@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Bob Crowley wrote:
>
>> Tim Bruening wrote in message
news:<40FDD547.478B0341@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
>>> Syringe: A needle knight.
>>
>> Lancelot - knight who likes blood letting.
>
> Sermon: Priest knight.

Surreptitious: Knight who looks after snakes with colds.

Smitt: Snake glove.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 7, 2008 15:23

nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:41265E27.C366AFD2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
>>
>> Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
>>
>> Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
>>
>> Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
>
> Can't be right. Outside of a submarine is water.

Subshell: Hard covering of a submarine.
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