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Author: dave hillstrom
Date: Mar 28, 2008 23:36

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dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

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  if mimus has eight legs....         


Author: dave hillstrom
Date: Mar 28, 2008 23:23

do you know of anything with eight legs that doesnt eat meat???? is
mimus a fake or is he a freak?!?!

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  Re: Easter Week Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 28, 2008 22:53

nemo wrote:
> An arboreal ape's parents wanted him Christened Throatwobblermangrovepants
> Smith.
>
> The Primate of the jungle, Archbishop Law, said this was far too silly and
> they'd have to find him another gibbon name!
>
> (Archbishop Law in the jungle? Yeah. He retreated there after being persued
> by a lynch mob of angry parents and altar boys with sore arses!)
>
> http://www.nieuwsbronnen.com/katholieke/pausmakers/law.html

Archbishop: Religious architectural structure.
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  Easter Week Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 28, 2008 22:53

Converse: Song about tennis shoes..

Converse: Song by or about criminals.

Adverse: Mathematical song.

Adverse: What they call the german who got the lowest score in math.

Adversity: What they call the german town that got the lowest score in
math.

Converse: What they call the german who's rated "the worse confidence
man".

Reverse: To sing again (actually to "...back up to the last chorus and
sing again").

Attract: The answer an indian gave to the question "Where's the train?"

Contract: What Godzilla ate at the Mexican restaurant (Chili Con tract)

Retract: To replace old railroad tracks.

Subtract: What underwater bloodhounds do to find lost submarines.

Engineers: What Native Americans hear with.
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  Re: Easter Week Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 28, 2008 22:53

headdr wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:405CAEE2.13CFACA8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>>
>> nemo wrote:
>>
>>> Hearse tiling tip . . .
>>>
>>> Use a really stong adhesive. The paint is very shiny.
>>>
>>> Wear a mask too or the fumes from the adhesive will make you start
> coffin.
>>
>> Should I Re-Hearse the above actions?
>>
>>
> If you have a small hearse, you can stop for a short bier.

Rumming: Beer in a Chinese Vase.
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  Re: Easter Week Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 28, 2008 22:52

Michael Balarama wrote:
> was sent this:
> A stuntman complained that he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike
> with a high top speed and poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque
> and fast acceleration, but a poor top speed. Eventually he decided on
> the second one, because it cost a lot less. After all, torque is cheap.

Costing: Expensive bell.

Curate: Price of medical care.

Serrate: Price of a knight.
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  Easter Week Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 28, 2008 22:51

Hellion: Big cat in Hell.

Helming: Chinese vase in Hell.

Hobo: Neck decoration of a hooker.

Hocking: King of pawn shops.

Holey: Korean hooker.
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  Easter Week Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 28, 2008 22:51

Engulf: Where Ns swim.

Enigma: Mom of a mysterious N.

Epilogue: End of a fallen tree story.

Epitome: Book about holes in the Internet.

Ermine: Where ers are dug up.
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  Easter Week Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 28, 2008 22:51

Chaotic: Disorganized tick.

Coagulant: Ant that clots blood.

Coolant: Hip ant.

Dialog: Colored fallen tree.

Dialog: Fallen soap tree.
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  Easter Week Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 28, 2008 22:51

Analog: Arse of a fallen tree.

Bidden: Home of an auction.

Cancel: Where cans are jailed.

Catalog: Feline fallen tree.

Ceding: Musical ocean.
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