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  Encounter with a smooth Vietnamese woman         


Author: Green Xenon [Radium]
Date: Mar 12, 2008 21:59

Hi:

Once I went to a Vietnamese restaurant. One of the customers was a
mega-obese elderly woman. Her arms and thighs were
heeeeeeeeeeeeeyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!!!

Her left thigh and arm were even bigger than her right thigh and
arm!!!!!! This assymetry makes her even more pretty.

Her extra-jiggly left thigh was so big that it was dangling of the side
of the chair despite her attempts to sit properly!!!!

That was one giant cream puff! Definitely one of my dream-women. The
flab of her left thigh was actually touching the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her face is round because her facial and cranial bones give it that
shape. Her obesity and the fact that she ties the her on the back of her
head only increase her cute facial roundness. Not to mention those
jiggly triple-chins of her's!!

She was wearing tank tops and extremely short shorts that day.

I was so tempted to cuddle her left thigh.

She was talking in Vietnamese to one of her family members. Her voice is
extremely high-pitched, blunt, and soft. As smooth and creamy as her body.

She looked like she was in her mid-80s. Fat and old. Even better!
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  Re: i heard this would work         


Author: Onideus Mad Hatter
Date: Mar 12, 2008 19:05

On Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:16:05 -0700 (PDT), notverytired@gmail.com
wrote:
>Just trying to get sochimadiel@voila.fr some spam.
>
>there it is bots, get it.

This might work better:
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  Re: i heard this would work         


Author: Onideus Mad Hatter
Date: Mar 12, 2008 19:04

On Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:16:05 -0700 (PDT), notverytired@gmail.com
wrote:
>Just trying to get sochimadiel@voila.fr some spam.
>
>there it is bots, get it.

This might work better:
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  Re: 12/3 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 12, 2008 17:44

nemo wrote:
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  Re: Friday The 13th Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 12, 2008 17:44

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:45F3200A.838C7356@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>> Washington: To clean 2,000 lb of clothing.
>>
>> Adam: One mother deer.
>>
>> Jefferson: Hairy President who wrote the Declaration of Independence.
>>
>> Harding: A laughing bell for President.
>>
>> Oral-B: Apine that cleans teeth.
>
> Steradent: Cleans your dentures and puts your wedding tackle out of
> commission at the same time!

One month to Friday the 13th!
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  Re: March 12 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 12, 2008 17:44

nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
news:427C6A36.624A202B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> Excrescent: Former Muslim symbol.
>
> Excrete: Former island in the Atlantic near Greece and Turkey.
>
> Excurrent: No more electricity.
>
> Execute: No longer cute.
>
> Exhale: Former revolutionary sailor.

Example: A nicely plump person who has become far too slim.

Exact: Former play.
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  Re: March 12 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 12, 2008 17:44

"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Sat, 7 Feb 2004 11:18:58 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
>>J. A. Mc. wrote:
>>> On Thu, 5 Feb 2004 11:25:01 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"...
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  Re: March 12 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 12, 2008 17:44

Nehmo Sergheyev wrote:
> - Stan Kegel -
>> The A. C. L. U. today named The Men's Warehouse the
>> "2004 Corporation of the Year" for its guarantee of a free press.
>
> - Nehmo -
> They've done a fine job of warehousing all those men.

Werehouse: Building that is a home by day, and a giant wolf by night.
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  March 12 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 12, 2008 17:44

Curl Ling: A Chinese with bent hair.

Drumming: A percussion Chinese vase.

Goal Lee: Korean who guards the goal.

Pale Line: White Chinese.

Pail Ling: Chinese water container.
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  Re: March 12 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 12, 2008 17:44

Nehmo Sergheyev wrote:
> I saw a building next the Medical Center with a sign identifying it as
> the Nursing School. I saw nothing wrong with this until I learned
babies
> know how to nurse without being taught. And worse than that, this
school
> was for adults!

I've often seen ads for Baby Sales, and seen Rash Doors at Kaiser. In
fact, there is a baby sale going on this week!

Kaiser: German knight.
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