alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk :: Something about simoN.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 19, 2008 00:08

Mel wrote:

> On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 21:31:08 +1300, "ur_droll" fuck.co> wrote

> message news.xtra.co.nz>:

>>"Mel" atj.faq.com> wrote in message
>>: On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 06:34:32 +1300, "ur_droll" fuck.co>

wrote

>>: >"Mel" atj.faq.com> wrote in message
>>: >:shame on you.
>>: >LoL
>>: i understand your predicament anyway.
>>: you're like GP in that you've got a whole horde of joke text files
>>: (authored by others) sitting on your hard drive. from time to time
>>: you'll sit there like a monkey copying and posting them to atj.
>>: asking you to produce original material is unfair of me. sorry.
>>Is there a witty, humorous, funny or otherwise entertaining twist to your

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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 19, 2008 00:08

Stocky: Key to farm animals.

Sticky: Key to wood.

Radiant: Shining ant.

Ramrod: A metal sheep cylinder.

Rarity: Scare tea.

Strictly: Disciplinary Korean.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 19, 2008 00:07

"Sir F. A. Rien" wrote:

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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 19, 2008 00:07

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:433EFCE2.F3A3984D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

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>> nemo wrote:
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>> Timmy wrote in message
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 19, 2008 00:06

Mystery: A spinning woman.

Mytosis: A splitting woman.

Metamorphisis: A shape shifting woman.

Paralegal: Lawyer in an alternate universe.

Parrotmedic: Bird doctor.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 19, 2008 00:06

Baster: Spinning kitchen tool.

Blaster: Spinning ray gun.

Caster: Spinning actors.

Disaster: Spinning catastrophe..

Easter: Mixing bowl sold on the Internet.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 19, 2008 00:06

Easter: Computerized Mixing bowl.

Easter: Spinning religious holiday.

Blowing: Windy bird.

Cowing: Flying bovine. Also known as Red Bull.

Cowtowing: Helping a fallen bovine get up.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 19, 2008 00:05

Jawing: Talky bird.

Knowing: Smart bird.

Mowing: Flying grass cutter.

Owing: Borrowed bird.

Rowing: Bird in a canoe.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 19, 2008 00:05

nemo wrote:

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