nemo wrote:

nemo wrote:

nemo wrote:

ADD: A condition that compels you to do math.

Bipolar: Farewell to the Arctic.

D. Fine: A demon that issues parking tickets.

DAMP Symdrome: Condition that makes you sweat.

Down Syndrome: A disease that makes you sink.

NT: Favorite tea of neurotypicals.

Circuit: An electrical Knight.

Circulation: A library or spinning Knight.

Circus: A swearing Knight.

Sirloin: Knight of Sex.

Serpent: Snake Knight.

Servant: Plumping Knight.

Servile: Very Evil Knight.

Surface: Knight of many disguises.

Surmount: Very tall Knight.

Surprise: A knight in charge of game shows.

Surrender: The Knight of Destruction.

Surrender: Knight of Meat Processing.

Surround: Very fat Knight.

Surgeon: An operating Knight.

Surtax: Knight in charge of the IRS.

Sir, do you like fur?

Furgot: The fur is not fake.

nemo wrote:

I watched the Superbowl with my girlfriend Mary.

Super Bowl: What Clark Kent eats his cereal and soup out of.

The Giants upset the Patriots 17-14.

Dung Shao Ping. Sewage farm worker stating that he has finished making a

number of domestic purchases.

African Polly Titian who uses huge amounts of electricity: Mega Watty.

Renaissance Italian composer who invented stabilisation for sheep, had
no hair and did paintings into wet plaster on walls: Giro Lambo Fresco
Baldy!

Double: 2 bulls.

Parable: 2 more bulls.

Noble: Zero bulls.

Tremble: Bull at the San Andreas Fault.