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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 24, 2008 23:47

130 days to July 3.
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  Re: The January 2008 alt.horror flaming awards.         


Author: dave hillstrom
Date: Feb 24, 2008 17:25

On Sun, 24 Feb 2008 13:32:10 +0100, 'Menjy'
wrote:
>ReVulse wrote:
>>Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>writing "fuckhead" a thousand times doesn't count.
>
>It's fun, though.
>
>Fuckhead.

i programmed my cell phone to say "fuckhead" when i turn it on.

asshat.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

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  Diurnal Desynchronization/Winter Fugue         


Author: mimus
Date: Feb 24, 2008 15:50

I overslept badly this morning, 'til almost noon-- watched the
Memphis-Tennessee game last night *hic*-- and *damn* here I am finishing
my usual third and final pint cup of coffee and it's already dark . . . .

The sun is gone! the sun is gone!





--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

I wonder what I have been up to.

< _Beyond Apollo_

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  February 24 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 24, 2008 07:27

Overcast: He hurled the fishing rod out too far.

Overcast: A play in the sky.

Ironcast: A play involving The Stainless Steel Rat (Harry Harrison).
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  Re: February 24 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 24, 2008 07:27

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:4237FADF.75ABDE92@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>>
>> Jenni Saqua wrote:
>>
>>> "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote ...
>>>> On Tue, 10 Aug...
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  Re: February 24 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 24, 2008 07:27

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:4238028A.905679B2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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>>
>> nemo wrote:
>>
>>> Cybe is crossing the road when he trips and a rubbish...
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  Re: February 24 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 24, 2008 07:26

Biking: Gay king.

Biking: Farewell to a king.

Hiking: Greeting to a king.

Hiking: Far up king.

Harping: Stringed bell.
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  February 24 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 24, 2008 07:26

Adverse: Singing commercials.

Amuse: One poet.

Bemuse: Buzzing insect poet.

Diverse: Swan song.

Reverse: To sing again.

Universe: A song with just one verse.
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  Re: February 24 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 24, 2008 07:26

ABCD: CD-Rom that teaches the alphabet.

AC: Any very large expanse of water or electricity.

AM: One's location, as in, "Here AM."

AD: Very brave UK lady War Correspondent.

BC: Ocean in the past.
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  Re: February 24 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Feb 24, 2008 07:26

headdr wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:405810F0.66B2519D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Overcast: He hurled the fishing rod out too far.
>>
>> Overcast: A play in the sky.
>>
>> Ironcast: A play involving The Stainless Steel Rat (Harry Harrison).
>>
>>
> Broadcast: Tossed her into the river.
> Castigate: Threw the entrance into the road.
> Instigate: Threw it very fast.
> Castor oil: Threw out her make-up. (Tammy Fay)
> Lubricate: Getting Cate oiled.

Casting: Tossed the bell into the river.
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