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  Re: 12/7 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 7, 2008 01:43

nemo wrote:
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  Re: 12/1 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 7, 2008 01:26

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  Re: 12 December Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 7, 2008 01:24

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>> Spanker: Corporal punishment dog.
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>> Tracker: Racing dog.
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>> Wicker: Basket dog.
>
> Strike at a basket factory: The Cane Mutiny!

Led by the Strike King?
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  FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database (via AAE)         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 7, 2008 01:08

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>> L.J. Wolfe wrote on Jan 29 1999, 3:00 am:
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>> On Fri, 29...
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  Re: M Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 7, 2008 01:08

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  Re: January 7 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 7, 2008 01:07

nemo wrote:
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>> Hauke Reddmann wrote:
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>>> I wanted to make some textil jokes, but they
>>> are hardly satinsfying. In fact, they are
>>> totally lamé.
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>> Textile: Floor panels with writing.
>
> The bloke who scribbled on them: Tex Writter!

Infantile: Baby floor coverings.
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  Re: Silly Signs         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 7, 2008 01:07

Tim Bruening wrote:
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>> Silly Signs
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> Lots of silly signs munched.
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> Newspaper dispensers in Davis often have the following message:
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> "USE ANY COIN COMBINATION"
>
> "DO NOT USE PENNIES"

A sign on the door of Mengali's Florist says: "WE ARE A GUIDE DOG
FRIENDLY BUSINESS".

How are the blind expected to read this sign?
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  Supernatural Jokes         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 7, 2008 01:07

Q. Where do monsters store things?

A. In Were-houses.

Q. Where do Vampires store their valuables?

A. In Blood Banks.

Q. How can Vampires help striking workers?

A. By eating the Scabs.

Q. How do you kill a Vampire in a restaurant?

A. By Steaking him/her.

Q. How do you kill an Aunt Vampire?

A. By using an Aunt stake.

Q. Who delivers monster babies:

A. The Frankenstork.
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  Re: January 7 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 7, 2008 01:06

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  Re: 06/09/12 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 7, 2008 01:06

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>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
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>>> KIMEVANS wrote:
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>>>>Q: What did the...
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