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  Re: FlonkNews: Left, Right, Male, Female, What's the Difference to a Doctor?         


Author: psykoexgirlfriend
Date: Jan 12, 2008 23:57

Wavy G gmail.com> wrote in
news:qkbeo39pskd8bc61kmon53mdccsgpo25l9@4ax.com:
> Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>http://www.slate.com/id/2101678
>>
>>The doctors involved of course haven't any of them been thrown in prison.
>>
>>They're _doctors_, beyond...
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  Re: I was thinkin' last night 'bout Elvis...         


Author: psykoexgirlfriend
Date: Jan 12, 2008 23:47

Dr Entropy meow.org> wrote in news:O5Dhj.6265$hS.1215@trnddc08:
> ..an' you bunch'a fuck-whits.
>
> then realised I'm one too.
>
>
> feh... that pit don' scare me none.

the pit is a fucking happening place man...
>
> BTDT. Souls ain't born, souls don' die...
>
>
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  Re: The January Crunch is Worse This Year         


Author: psykoexgirlfriend
Date: Jan 12, 2008 23:38

mimus hotmail.com> wrote in
news:GKKdnYcE4evt6BvanZ2dnUVZ_ramnZ2d@giganews.com:
> I usually have a slight drawdown in late January posts due to the
> start of the college basketball season _and_ the Australian Open.
>
> This year, we can add finishing up a C telnet clone to the demands on
> the attention.
>
> (I'd like to see a list of the wild Internet connection attempts made
> from my house yesterday and today . . . .)
>
> ((But that part's OK now, name-service 'n' all.))
>
> (((This business of netdb.h's struct hostent member h_addr_list being
> a NULL-terminated array of pointers to pointers (why? why?) to
> in_addr_ts doubling as struct in_addrs (no structure-padding involved)
> has just about "ruint" me.)))
>

i was just in Melb and i saw tennis players wandering around..
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  My car's getting a new motor         


Author: mixed nuts
Date: Jan 12, 2008 13:47

At 180,000 miles. Obviously not under warranty. The new motor comes
with a 'lifetime of the car' warranty. It's because the oil light
started flickering. And the front main bearing wasn't getting enough
oil. After the camshaft sychronization sensor (which probably wasn't
bad because the motor ran just fine but the computer was complaining
about a missing sync pulse but it was more likely a connector issue)
got replaced. And the front cover started leaking coolant right after.
So they had to pull the whole thing off and replace the gasket and some
o-rings and seals. And maybe something wasn't exactly in the right
place...

I get to pay for 'incidental items' like hoses and gaskets and a bit
of the associated labor for those items - normal maintenance kinds of
things.

I didn't even have to call a frickin' lawyer or use strong language.

I can't decide whether to jump up and down in joy or get pissed because
my zero oil consumption running like a watch 'strongest pissant v6 I've
ever owned' is headed for the boneyard to be replaced by an unknown what
isn't even broke-in yet.
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  Maryanne "Loafhead" Kehoe's 'Random Thoughts' For 11 January 2008...         


Author: Gregory Morrow
Date: Jan 12, 2008 09:35

The Widow Laws seems rather bored these days...and would someone
PLEASE give her a bad airline meal...???



http://gamesvision.blogspot.com/2008_01_01_archive.html

"Friday, January 11, 2008

Friday's Random Thoughts

Hope everyone had a great Christmas (notice I am not going to be PC
and say "holidays") but I am ready for warmer weather. January cabin
fever stinks. I've had about all I can handle of the cold weather. I
just hope the bulbs my late husband planted will bloom-we've had
several hard freezes here.

Just what is it with the murders of young women lately? They found the
body of that pregnant Marine today. I don't understand it.

The stock market is way down for this week's trading. Something like
250 points today. This is one time I wish I wasn't in the market, but
it always seems to bounce back.
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  1/11 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 12, 2008 05:42

Cogency: Smart ocean.

Cogently: Smart Korean.

Convey: Against veys.

Cowling: Baby cow.

Cowing: Flying cow.
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  January 2 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 12, 2008 05:42

Leaflet: Housing in a tree.

Negate: Gate that makes things stop working.

Nonage: Young.

Permutation: Price of genetic engineering.

Prelate: Before you are tardy.

Oblate: Its clear you are tardy.

Relate: To be tardy again.

Seabed: To view a sleeping area.

Taboo: A forbidding ghost.

Tandem: John Kerry in the sun.

Tankage: Elderly combat vehicle.

Tendon: 10 mafia leaders.

Tentage: Elderly camping accommodation.

Zealot: Housing for fanatics.
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  Re: Definitons         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 12, 2008 05:42

nemo wrote:
> Michael Balarama ev1.net> wrote in message
> news:1080t0qh00jm2df@corp.supernews.com...
>>
>> "Marmoset" yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns94CDBEEDB9145marmosetyahoocom@216.196.97.131...
>>> Did you hear how witches make sure their potions are correct?
>>>
>>> They use a spell checker
>>
>> in order to know how long to wait she uses her witch watch.
>>
>>
> Witch watch was that then? Edward Woodward would!
>
> And . . . it got hot and made her wrist wroast!
>
> Wrist watch for an whore's man: A Rowlox!

Sandwich: Witch on the beach.
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  Re: Definitons         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 12, 2008 05:42

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 18:12:35 GMT, "nemo"
wrote:
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  Re: Definitons         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 12, 2008 05:42

Michael Balarama wrote:
> was sent to me.:
> There once was a farmer who collected tractors. He had so many that
> he kept them in barns. However, he eventually grew tired of the hobby.
> So he set fire to the tractors. A neighbor found the farmer standing
> outside a barn, sucking the smoke out in attempt to make the fire burn
> hotter. "What's going on?" asked the neighbor. "Well," the farmer
said,
> "I used to love these machines, but now I've become an ex-tractor
fan."

Then the tractors committed crimes, becoming con-tractors.
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