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  i bet mimus is slacking and asleep.         


Author: dave hillstrom
Date: Mar 30, 2008 23:51

and i bet hes not eating peepers like he should be.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

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  2nd Sunday Of Easter Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 30, 2008 09:39

Assemble: A donkey that looks like a male cow.

Assemble: To build a male cow.

Congest: Against jokes.

Conquest: Against adventures.
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  Re: 2nd Sunday Of Easter Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 30, 2008 09:39

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:425E3197.8500F457@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Typing: Secretary bell.
>>
>> Flapping: Flying bell.
>>
>> Hyping: Bell that exaggerates.
>>
>> Sleeping: Bell doing the Zs.
>>
>> Starting: Astronomical bell.
>>
>
> Pain after getting hit in the midriff by a campanologist: Belly ache!

Pontiff: Argument over a Pope.
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  Re: 2nd Sunday Of Easter Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 30, 2008 09:39

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:425E3197.8500F457@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Typing: Secretary bell.
>>
>> Flapping: Flying bell.
>>
>> Hyping: Bell that exaggerates.
>>
>> Sleeping: Bell doing the Zs.
>>
>> Starting: Astronomical bell.
>>
>
> Pain after getting hit in the midriff by a campanologist: Belly ache!

Planetiff: Argument over an aircraft.
1 Comment
  Re: 2nd Sunday Of Easter Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 30, 2008 09:39

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:425E3197.8500F457@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Typing: Secretary bell.
>>
>> Flapping: Flying bell.
>>
>> Hyping: Bell that exaggerates.
>>
>> Sleeping: Bell doing the Zs.
>>
>> Starting: Astronomical bell.
>>
>
> Pain after getting hit in the midriff by a campanologist: Belly ache!
>
> Nemo
> Numbo One Punster!

Numbo: An arrow launcher with no feelings.
2 Comments
  Re: 2nd Sunday Of Easter Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 30, 2008 09:38

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:425E3197.8500F457@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Typing: Secretary bell.
>>
>> Flapping: Flying bell.
>>
>> Hyping: Bell that exaggerates.
>>
>> Sleeping: Bell doing the Zs.
>>
>> Starting: Astronomical bell.
>>
>
> Pain after getting hit in the midriff by a campanologist: Belly ache!

Plaintiff: Just an ordinary argument.

Pontiff: Argument high up in the Catholic Church.
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  Re: 2nd Sunday Of Easter Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 30, 2008 09:38

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:425E3197.8500F457@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Typing: Secretary bell.
>>
>> Flapping: Flying bell.
>>
>> Hyping: Bell that exaggerates.
>>
>> Sleeping: Bell doing the Zs.
>>
>> Starting: Astronomical bell.
>>
>
> Pain after getting hit in the midriff by a campanologist: Belly ache!

Plaintiff: A flat argument.
1 Comment
  Re: 2nd Sunday Of Easter Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 30, 2008 09:38

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:425E3197.8500F457@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Typing: Secretary bell.
>>
>> Flapping: Flying bell.
>>
>> Hyping: Bell that exaggerates.
>>
>> Sleeping: Bell doing the Zs.
>>
>> Starting: Astronomical bell.
>>
>
> Pain after getting hit in the midriff by a campanologist: Belly ache!

Plaintiff: Argument over a flat piece of land.
1 Comment
  Dishes         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 30, 2008 09:38

Childish: A young plate.

Eldish, Oldish: Old plate.

Kurdish: Plate of cheese.

Prudish: Plate that's conservative about sex.
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  Re: Doctor Who Plots         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 30, 2008 09:37

Jim Vieira wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:47217F55.15B5C056@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> The Doctor and his companions get trapped in a department store.
>
> ...while the world around them is overrun by undead and zombies.

A Companion gets "Renditioned" by the CIA.
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