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  Re: Bored At Work         


Author: Wavy G
Date: Dec 23, 2007 23:56

Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax:

I wanna be the lead guy (and have that chick's feet in my crotch, hubba
hubba, lol?).

--
"Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.

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  Prescription Assistance         


Author: rm1p9dav
Date: Dec 23, 2007 19:08

In my pursuit of prescription assistance I heard on the news about a
free program by American Consultants Rx at http://www.rxassistanceforfree.com
.It really did help cut my cost.
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  Re: If You Had An Erection For More Than Four Hours         


Author: Per
Date: Dec 23, 2007 18:12

Tim Weaver wrote:
> What would you do? Go to the doctor like they tell you to do on those
> stupid commercials, just wait for it to go away or play with it until it
> went away? (i mean, if it's just there anyway, why waste it, right?)

Viagra, again? Dammit.

--
Per - user23ATgmailDOTcom
mhm 24x23 icq: 6047688
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  From _Xed: The Beginning_         


Author: mimus
Date: Dec 23, 2007 15:47

DJ: And next we have for you another Christmas song submission that just
came in from another one of our listeners, Abbie Nermal of Prudhoe Bay,
Alaska-- I betcher gettin' kinda nippy up that way by now, eh, Abbie?





The full moon shines down on the clouds,
My sleigh is full of toys,
My reindeer are in top-notch form
To carry them, to _good_ lit-tle girrlss, annnd, boyyss . . . .

And I sing

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
RED AND WHITE RED AND WHITE
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
RED AND WHITE RED AND W--



DJ: Sorry about that little technical glitch, folks, and we now give you
Bing Crosby dreamin' of a white bloo-- Christmas, *Christmas* . . . .

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

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  testing         


Author: psykoexgirlfriend
Date: Dec 23, 2007 12:54

and we see if i set this mutha up properly

not that it is hard
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  There are Pratchett Fans Behind the Internet         


Author: mimus
Date: Dec 23, 2007 12:18

"Rule 0 is special. It cannot be deleted or overridden."

< Linux reference manual or "man page" ip(8) ("man 8 ip").

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

This is a feature, not a bug.

< The fetchmail FAQ
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  Re: Heh         


Author: Wavy G
Date: Dec 23, 2007 11:50

Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>Just "Heh".

If this is an attempt to flushout Dean Humphries, I'm gonna punch you in
the head.

--
"Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.

*****************************************
* *
* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com *
* *
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*****************************************
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  Re: If You Had An Erection For More Than Four Hours         


Author: mimus
Date: Dec 23, 2007 10:04

On Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:29:02 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
> What would you do? Go to the doctor like they tell you to do on those
> stupid commercials, just wait for it to go away or play with it until it
> went away? (i mean, if it's just there anyway, why waste it, right?)

I'd probably be at the ER a couple hours before that.

And to Hell with the nurses laughing.

Priapism _hurts_ after awhile, and not in a very nice place at all, no no.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

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  Wind: Problem or Menace?         


Author: mimus
Date: Dec 23, 2007 10:01

I really really hate wind.

Windspeed of 20-25 mph all day, gusts to 40, *aghkh*!

Give me thunderboomers any day.

Make it a blizzard.

Anything but this.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Guru: Follow the sacred bird.
Candy: What sacred bird?
Guru: *Any* sacred bird.

< _Candy_
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  Re: What It Was, Was Football         


Author: Shirley
Date: Dec 23, 2007 09:03

"Tim Weaver" gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9A0F58DA10480Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> Andy's classic. If you've never heard it (you've been in space, maybe?)
> you
> should enjoy it. If you have, it's always good for another nostalgic
> listen.
>
> http://www.carolinafan.com/What_It_Was_Was_Football.mp3

I have never heard it, but have now...another goodie...

Thanks Tim..
> --
> Tim Weaver
>
> I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
> but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
> what I meant.
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