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  Re: Geek Jihad         


Author: mimus
Date: Dec 13, 2007 12:39

On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:28:30 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
> On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:27:17 -0500, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus hotmail.com>
> bloviated:
>
>>On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:27:45 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 13 Dec...
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  Re: the anti-snuh         


Author: Ben Culture
Date: Dec 13, 2007 12:37

On Dec 11, 12:31 pm, THEDARKONE comcast.net> wrote:
> THE DARK ONE
> meaning of oneness, one soul, ONE
> KULL DALE KELLY
> (my square meal)
> DALE KELLY KULL
> (my square meal vengeance)
> DALE KULL KELLY
> (my round meal)
> KELLY KULL DALE
> (my round vengeance)
>
> DALE KELLU KULL (my vengaence and veagential self)
>
> THE VEGAENT DARK ONE
> THEREAL DARK...@comcast.net
>
> --http://www.vedantasite.org
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  Re: Our Lady Of Guadalupe Day Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 13, 2007 00:11

nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:4195BBBD.6610B6D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>>
>> Mos wrote:
>>
>>> Greg Evans wrote:
>>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>>>...
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  Our Lady Of Guadalupe Day Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 13, 2007 00:11

Certifi-Kate: An authentic woman.

Conduct: Electrical waterfowl.

Conduct: Against ducks or pipes.

Deduct: 4th waterfowl in the alphabet.

Reduct: To quack again.

Overload: The higher part of a mine.

Irrelevant: Having nothing to do with a pachyderm's auditory organs.

Impeccable: Resistant to birds' beaks.

Sincere: One who can discern misbehavior.
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  Our Lady Of Guadalupe Day Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 13, 2007 00:10

Agronomist: Fog on the farm.

Aroma: Mother of scents.

Damper: Price of a mother deer or water barrier.

Dampest: Creature that bothers the above.

Damping: Musical mother deer or water barrier.

Dammit: Glove of same.

Mercantile: Floor coverings of businesses.
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  Re: 12/12 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 13, 2007 00:08

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:4250F9BE.44A806D2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>> Seaming: Chinese vase in the ocean.
>>
>> Season: Male offspring of the ocean.
>>
>> Searing: Hot ring.
>>
>> Seated: Sailor named Ted.
>>
>> Seating, Seeding, Seeping: Musical oceans, or bells in the ocean.
>>
>>
> Bell Bottoms: Sailors' trousers with the seats of the pants wringing
wet!

Bell Bottoms: Pant legs that ring.
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  Re: 8/23 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 13, 2007 00:07

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:44ECCBA4.3B960A61@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Decent: Nice demon.
>>
>> Decode: Demon that breaks codes.
>>
>> Decode: Chilly demon.
>>
>> Decrepit: A D. Cayed demon.
>>
>> Decrypt: Demon tomb.
>>
>> Decrypt: Demon that breaks codes.
>
> Decrapt: Not constipated anymore.

Deeper: Demonic feline.
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  Re: Rotary Wing Aircraft         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 13, 2007 00:06

nemo wrote:
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  Re: August 23 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 13, 2007 00:05

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:44ECCA93.E368B73D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>>
>> Stan Kegel wrote:
>>
>>> What is the difference between mass and weight?
>>>
>>> Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday and weight is where sundaes go on
>>
>>> Catholics.
>>
>> ET Catholics go to X-mas.
>
> And Catholics who live in big blocks of apartments go to Holy Condomunion.

Communion: An organization of computer workers dedicated to improving computer
working conditions.
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  Re: 12/12 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 13, 2007 00:04

startum wrote:
> "Harry Marmoset" msn.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns953C5887CD548harrymarmosetmsncom@209.25.157.130...
>> Hear about the hand gun exhibitionist?
>>
>> He was showing everyone his Glock
>
> And now he is securely glocked up.

After going off half cocked.

Half-Cocked: Premature ejaculation.
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