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Fighting PMS with Chocolate

Author: rock
Date: Jul 13, 2006 13:35

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/12/AR2006071202076....

"All of it seemed positively ho-hum compared with the Wonder Bar. Are
you sitting? It's chocolate that is specially formulated to help women
alleviate the symptoms of PMS. Would you like a moment to process that?

It's a hunk of chocolate, designed specifically to alleviate the effects
of premenstrual syndrome. (More than, say, a Snickers bar already does.)
The irritability, the anxiety, the moodiness

-- all of it is allegedly
soothed by the Wonder Bar, at $3.69 a pop. As it says on the wrapper,
"Take sweet revenge on PMS, menopause & everyday cravings with this
delicious Swiss chocolate, rose oil, herbs and soy."

If only chocolate could be formulated to fix soc.fr00ts...

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upon seeing a soc man...