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  The difference.........         


Author: Smee
Date: Oct 4, 2006 23:54

in intelligence between my two puppeis was brought home to me recently.
Buddy, the elder, is lovable and cuddly but not very smart. Ollie, the
younger, hyper as hell and smart as a whip.

I recently bought both of them identical toys, plushy things with squeakers
in them. Ollie immediately found that he could squeak his toy by biting the
lump in it, and Buddy still hasn't figured that out and he's really puzzled
as to why Ollie's toy always squeaks and his never does.

That's ok, I didn't adopt either of them for their intellect.

Smee
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  Re: FlonkNews: Death, the Caring Society and Automatic Rent Payments in Austria         


Author: Smee
Date: Oct 4, 2006 23:20

"mimus" hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.10.05.01.05.33.854489@hotmail.com...
> A man was found mummified in his bed in his apartment at least five years
> after he died in Austria recently.
>
> His rent continued to be deducted automatically from his bank account
> during those years, and no one paid any attention to the mail piling up
> outside his door.
>
> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15130297/?GT1=8618

Man, that's cold.

You mean no one noticed the smell or anything? Remind me not to die in
Austria!

Smee
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  Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. Leyland !         


Author: Smee
Date: Oct 4, 2006 23:16

"Steve Leyland" meow.org.invalid> wrote in
message news:eg20dq$44g$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
> deliver any clue to the following address: blu@groundhogs.roXor "blu"
> This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
>
> : On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 22:39:19 -0400 "Sweetness"
> : exploded onto the scene and screamed
> : incoherantly:
> :
> :: *warm-wet-smeps* :)
> :
> : Twice.
>
> thank you berry mush ladies. although at my advanced age birfdays are
> not quite as celebrated as wot they used to be.

It's your birthday!
Well, happy birthday to ya!

(a la The Beetles)
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  Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. Leyland !         


Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Oct 4, 2006 22:45

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: Worldsaviour@Chosen1.org
"Wavy G"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Oh "Steve Leyland," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.
:
:: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
:: tinmimus99@hotmail...
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  Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. Leyland !         


Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Oct 4, 2006 22:15

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: tinmimus99@hotmail.com
"mimus"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: On Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:34:26 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:
:
:: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address:
:: silverbells@tacoshells...
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  Re: A Message From Phil Kyle         


Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Oct 4, 2006 21:50

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: Me@MischiefCentral.bom "Puck"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: "Steve Leyland" meow.org.invalid> wrote
: in news:efnq38$cm7$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
:
:: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able...
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  Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. Leyland !         


Author: Sweetness
Date: Oct 4, 2006 21:50

"Steve Leyland" meow.org.invalid> wrote in
message news:eg220l$7vi$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
: deliver any clue to the following address: silverbells@tacoshells.com
: "trippy"
: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
:
:: In article , blu took the
:: hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
::
::: On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 22:39:19 -0400 "Sweetness"
::: exploded onto the scene and
::: screamed incoherantly:
:::
:::: *warm-wet-smeps* :)
:::
::: Twice.
:::
:::
:: ...
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  Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. Leyland !         


Author: Sweetness
Date: Oct 4, 2006 21:48

"trippy" tacoshells.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1f8e40bfa211c99d98a102@news.alt.net...
: In article , blu took the
: hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
:
: > On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 22:39:19 -0400 "Sweetness"
: > exploded onto the scene and screamed
: > incoherantly:
: >
: > > *warm-wet-smeps* :)
: >
: > Twice.
: >
: >
:
: Happy Birthday Steve. No warm, wet, anything from me.

Thas ok. I shall make sure that he has enuff warm'n wet ta last him a year :)

I'm sure you'll
: understand.
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  Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. Leyland !         


Author: Steve Leyland
Date: Oct 4, 2006 21:34

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: silverbells@tacoshells.com
"trippy"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: In article , blu took the
: hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
:
:: On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 22:39:19 -0400 "Sweetness"
:: exploded onto the scene and
:: screamed incoherantly:
::
::: *warm-wet-smeps* :)
::
:: Twice.
::
::
:
: Happy Birthday Steve.

thanks d00d.
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  (Video) A Video I Made Of Myself Dancing         


Author: Three Men And A Perkoff
Date: Oct 4, 2006 19:54

Here is a little dance video I made. Do you like the way I dance
ladies? Maybe one day if you're lucky you'll get the chance to dance
with your man Perkoff.

Czech out the video

http://perkoff.com/2006/10/chance-to-dance.html
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