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Author: Veronica Karlsson
Date: Jun 8, 2010 11:03

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/the-many-uses-of-junk-food/

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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jun 8, 2010 10:07

Ophelia wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
>>
>> Snollygoster: Shrewd person.
>>
>> Mircoreproduction: Involving very small parents.
>
> LOL

Sheep dip: A recession in the wool market.
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  1 May Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jun 8, 2010 10:07

Bison: A parental farewell to their male offspring.

Racing: Singing sunshine.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jun 8, 2010 10:06

Tim Bruening wrote:
> mike wheeEler wrote:
>
>> In article <3F73C80E.3CE1C8A2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
>> tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us, Tim Bruening was looking at the world oddly when:
>>>
>>>Poland: Nation of opinion polls.
>>>
>> Poland: Nation of German asses.
>
> Poland: Country in the Arctic.

Lacy: Ocean of revealing night clothing.
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  Re: 1 September Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jun 8, 2010 10:06

nemo wrote:
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  Re: 1 September Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jun 8, 2010 10:05

nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:41265E27.C366AFD2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
>>
>> Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
>>
>> Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
>>
>> Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
>
> Can't be right. Outside of a submarine is water.

Subshell: Hard covering of a submarine.
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  Re: 1 September Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jun 8, 2010 10:05

"Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:
> "Greg Evans" larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> news:2usr9fF2eop8pU1@uni-berlin.de...
>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
>>> On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
>>>> "Milton J. Smuthworthy...
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  1 January Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jun 8, 2010 10:03

Define: What a demon parking cop does.

Deflate: Demon that cuts prices.

Defoliant: Demon that kills plants.

Deform: Demon red tape.

Defray: Demon in a fight.
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  Re: 08/11/14 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jun 8, 2010 09:57

Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> commodities market - where one shops for commodes.

WC: Ocean of toilets.
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  07/07/07 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jun 8, 2010 09:50

Fusing: Not many songs.

Tossing: Throwing song.

Tracing: Song of an investigator.

Washing: Wet song.
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