INDIANA SLOPE

AND THE TOILET OF DOOM

DAY FIVE

06.30

This heartburn and arse cancer is really starting to worry me now.

As you know I¹m not normally one to worry about Indiana¹s sensibilities
but I decide to rise early and head out in search of a bog which is a
little more than 3 feet from his sleeping head.

Book in hand the first bog I find is for the disabled. Now I know I¹ve
been hacked about a bit but I¹m really not disabled in the accepted
sense of the word, however, given the way my arse is feeling I think I
might be quite soon so I settle for said disabled bog.

07.15

That War and Peace is a damn good book you know.

07.30

Funnily enough I decide to give breakfast a miss today so head for the
deck for cups of tea and the book.