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Author: Richard SherrattRichard Sherratt Date: May 30, 2008 14:21
Too close for comfort.
This is from The Cairns Post:
A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death
for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.
The deadly brown snake slithered between his legs and lunged at his
manhood as he crouched on a roadside near Laura, 300km northwest of
Cairns, about a month ago.
Details of the incident only came to light yesterday after they were
confirmed by a paramedic.
"It certainly had a swipe at him," an ambulance spokesman said
yesterday.
"But it didnt envenomate him.
"As it came through it must have got a bit of a shock."
The snake beat a hasty retreat, leaving its victim with a scratch,
vomiting and abdomen pain.
Emergency workers raced to the scene to treat the man.
The wound was wrapped in plastic in case poison had penetrated the
skin but medical staff gave the man the all-clear after conducting
tests.
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Author: Mack A. DamiaMack A. Damia Date: May 30, 2008 17:21
On Fri, 30 May 2008 21:21:01 GMT, Richard Sherratt
NOTHINGHEREbrunsley.com.au> wrote:
>Too close for comfort.
>
>This is from The Cairns Post:
>
>
>A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death
>for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis....
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Author: VivaViva Date: May 30, 2008 18:07
"Richard Sherratt" NOTHINGHEREbrunsley.com.au> wrote in
message news:epr04490q7qvodm3612h9tdfj6pui3ketk@4ax.com...> Too close for comfort.
>
> This is from The Cairns Post:
>
> A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death
> for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.
> [..]
>
ACK!!! Poor guy! That ties into my biggest fear when I use the 'outhouse'
loos in the mountains ...our poisonous snakes are rattlesnakes (which would
give a warning I guess) and copperheads and water moccasins (who drop out of
trees!). I usually bang on the outside of the loo with a stick before
entering, but that's no guarantee.
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Author: Ben newsamBen newsam Date: May 31, 2008 00:07
On Fri, 30 May 2008 20:07:37 -0500, "Viva" privacy.net> wrote:
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>"Richard Sherratt" NOTHINGHEREbrunsley.com.au> wrote in
>message news:epr04490q7qvodm3612h9tdfj6pui3ketk@4ax.com...>> Too close for comfort.
>>
>> This is from The Cairns Post:
>>
>> A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death
>> for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.
>> [..]
>>
>ACK!!! Poor guy! That ties into my biggest fear when I use the 'outhouse'
>loos in the mountains ...our poisonous snakes are rattlesnakes (which would
>give a warning I guess) and copperheads and water moccasins (who drop out of
>trees!). I usually bang on the outside of the loo with a stick before
>entering, but that's no guarantee.
But... you haven't got a penis, dear.
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Author: The Older GentlemanThe Older Gentleman Date: May 31, 2008 00:22
Richard Sherratt NOTHINGHEREbrunsley.com.au> wrote:
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> The deadly brown snake slithered between his legs and lunged at his
> manhood as he crouched on a roadside near Laura,
What was Laura doing and did she offer to suck out the poison?
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Author: Richard SherrattRichard Sherratt Date: May 31, 2008 01:01
On Fri, 30 May 2008 20:07:37 -0500, "Viva" privacy.net> wrote:
>
>"Richard Sherratt" NOTHINGHEREbrunsley.com.au> wrote in
>message news:epr04490q7qvodm3612h9tdfj6pui3ketk@4ax.com...>> Too close for comfort.
>>
>> This is from The Cairns Post:
>>
>> A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death
>> for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.
>> [..]
>>
>ACK!!! Poor guy! That ties into my biggest fear when I use the 'outhouse'
>loos in the mountains ...our poisonous snakes are rattlesnakes (which would
>give a warning I guess) and copperheads and water moccasins (who drop out of
>trees!). I usually bang on the outside of the loo with a stick before
>entering, but that's no guarantee.
The big worry here is the redback [1] under the dunny [2] seat. People
have even sung songs about it.
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Author: VivaViva Date: May 31, 2008 05:26
"Ben newsam" gmail.com> wrote in message
news:09u144liomklnc84ieu25ejveccnmn5c95@4ax.com...> On Fri, 30 May 2008 20:07:37 -0500, "Viva" privacy.net> wrote:>>
>>"Richard Sherratt" NOTHINGHEREbrunsley.com.au> wrote in
>>message news:epr04490q7qvodm3612h9tdfj6pui3ketk@4ax.com...>>> Too close for comfort.
>>>
>>> This is from The Cairns Post:
>>>
>>> A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death
>>> for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.
>>> [..]
>>>
>>ACK!!! Poor guy! That ties into my biggest fear when I use the 'outhouse'
>>loos in the mountains ...our poisonous snakes are rattlesnakes (which
>>would
>>give a warning I guess) and copperheads and water moccasins (who drop out
>>of
>>trees!). I usually bang on the outside of the loo with a stick before ...
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Author: VivaViva Date: May 31, 2008 05:27
"The Older Gentleman" yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1ihspvp.1jibopnwuvd23N%%totallydeadmailbox@yahoo.co.uk...> Richard Sherratt NOTHINGHEREbrunsley.com.au> wrote:
>>>
>> The deadly brown snake slithered between his legs and lunged at his
>> manhood as he crouched on a roadside near Laura,
>
> What was Laura doing and did she offer to suck out the poison?
>
>
You are bad!!
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Author: VivaViva Date: May 31, 2008 05:30
"Richard Sherratt" NOTHINGHEREbrunsley.com.au> wrote in
message news:3lv144dtvnc3k9ksuc914259o5cuuehk0c@4ax.com...> On Fri, 30 May 2008 20:07:37 -0500, "Viva" privacy.net> wrote:[..]
>>ACK!!! Poor guy! That ties into my biggest fear when I use the 'outhouse'
>>loos in the mountains ...our poisonous snakes are rattlesnakes (which
>>would
>>give a warning I guess) and copperheads and water moccasins (who drop out
>>of
>>trees!). I usually bang on the outside of the loo with a stick before
>>entering, but that's no guarantee.
>
> The big worry here is the redback [1] under the dunny [2] seat. People
> have even sung songs about it.
>
> There have been no deaths since the anti-venene was developed in the
> 1950s.
>
> [1] it's a close relative of your black widow
> [2] loo ...
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Author: Ben newsamBen newsam Date: May 31, 2008 06:26
On Sat, 31 May 2008 07:26:48 -0500, "Viva" privacy.net> wrote:>"Ben newsam" gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:09u144liomklnc84ieu25ejveccnmn5c95@4ax.com...>> On Fri, 30 May 2008 20:07:37 -0500, "Viva" privacy.net> wrote:>>>"Richard Sherratt" NOTHINGHEREbrunsley.com.au> wrote in
>>>message news:epr04490q7qvodm3612h9tdfj6pui3ketk@4ax.com...>>>> A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death
>>>> for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.
>>>trees!). I usually bang on the outside of the loo with a stick before
>>>entering, but that's no guarantee.
>>
>> But... you haven't got a penis, dear.
>>
>Well no, not one that I was born with....
>;)
Sounds like you're getting plenty, then.
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