>>>>>> George Carlin (b. NYC), your hippy, dippy weatherman (Al Sleet)1937 -2008>>> I recall him on variety shows in the 1960s dressed in a suit and tie> with short hair.
>>>>>> He was a class act.>
>
> Shmozo (eh), since I was named after the first "Darrin" (Dick York) on
> TV's "Bewitched," it's the correct spelling!eh Not to be confused with
> the second "Darrin" (Dick Sargent). eh So which Dick do you prefer,
> shmozo?eheheh A big shiny red one, no doubt?ehe BTW, we also have
> Darren McGavin & James Darren! eh And 80%% of "Darr*ns" spell it with
> an "e". eh P.S. Jerry Lewis (b. Jerome Levitch) is a sweet Jew too!
> ehe Now I feh! on you! eh -D, NYC "In New York, even if you're
> Catholic, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going
> to be Goyish, even if you're Jewish!" eh - LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard
> Alfred Schneider, LI, NY - umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."What was
> most striking about Woody Allen's humor..is that this Jewish anxiety
> at the center of his wit touched something alive in America at the
> moment and went out beyond us...It made Jews of Gentiles...It meshed
> so perfectly with the deepest undercurrents of feeling in the national
> life that it made outsiders of us all.." - VIVIAN GORNICK (Village
> Voice).."I draw my life from everything I've done and everything that
> interests me..You can have 600 jokes in your film and if two gags are
> Jewish, the picture will be perceived as Jewish comedy. This is a
> false perception, I think" - WOODY ALLEN (b. Konigsberg, Bklyn -
> umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."Mr. O'Brien, your mother Mrs. Horowitz
> is here to see you" ehe - "YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE JEWISH" (comedy
> album).."The Egg Cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision
> - it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness!" eh - MEL BROOKS, b.
> Kaminsky, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer.."In 1979, Time Magazine
> estimated that whereas Jews made up only 3%% of the American
> population, fully 80%% of professional comedians were Jewish" - THE
> HAUNTED SMILE, The Story of Jewish Comedians In America By LAWRENCE J.
> EPSTEIN.."The Olympics could go anywhere else? Where else is there?
> New York is everything else. Go right, there's Chinatown; go left,
> Little Italy. Uptown, Harlem. Midtown, Yorkville. Brooklyn is Jews.
> Queens, Koreans. It's a cheap way to have relatives." eh - JOAN RIVERS
> (b. Molinksy, Bklyn - umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."Whoever calledit
> necking was a poor judge of anatomy" ehe - GROUCHO MARX (you know know
> what here!ehe).."Roses are Reddish, Violets are Bluish - if it wasn't
> for Chistmas, we'd all be Jewish!" ehe - BENNY HILL (adopted stage
> name from one of his comedic idols, Jack Benny (b. Kubelsky, sweet
> Jew).."Five Jewish men influenced the history of Western civilization:
> Moses said the law is everything. Jesus said love is everything. Marx
> said capital is everything. Freud said sex is everything. Einstein
> said everything is relative" eh.."My mom was Jewish, so some would
> call me Jewish. My background is very much that style of writing, Neil
> Simon (sweet NYer) and Mel Brooks (sweet Nyer), and 'Your Show of
> Show' guys are what I grew up loving. So, I probably drew on my New
> York background and my Jewish background for that, sure" - MATTHEW
> BRODERICK (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."If we were forced to choose
> just one, there would be no way to deny that Judaism is the most
> important intellectual development in human history" - DAVID
> GELERTNER, Yale University Professor.."One of the great mysteries that
> has always puzzled me is how Jews, who account for such a tiny
> fraction of the world's population, have been able to achieve so much
> and excel in so many different fields - science, music, medicine,
> literature, arts, business and more. If you listed the most
> influential people of the last hundred years, three at the top of the
> list would be Einstein, Freud and Marx; all were Jews. Many more
> belong on the list, yet Jews comprise at most less than 3 percent of
> the United States population. They are an amazing people. Imagine the
> persecution they endured over the centuries: pogroms, temple burnings,
> Cossack raids, uprootings of families, their dispersal to the winds
> and the Holocaust. After the Diaspora, they could not own land or
> worship in much of the world; they were prohibited from voting and
> were told where to live. Yet their children survived and Jews became
> by far the most accomplished people per capita that the world has ever
> produced" - MARLON BRANDO, excerpt from "SONGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT
> ME".."I moved into my apartment Sept. 10. In one day I saw the worst
> but also the best of New York. Its people are glorious, marvelous. The
> best. First-run movies? We got it. Tops in theater? We got it. Ballet,
> opera, circus, concerts. More culture here, more in the way of arts
> than anywhere in the world. New York is the Athens of today" - MATT
> DAMON.."If I'd lived in Roman times, I'd have lived in Rome. Where
> else? Today America is the Roman Empire and New York is Rome itself" -
> JOHN LENNON (one of NY's most famous adoptive sons, Strawberry Fields
> Memorial, Central Park - world's most famous recreational park).."New
> York City is the central home for this entire planet. The Olympics
> draws contestants from all countries. Wherever they come from we've
> got a family for them, a neighborhood for them, a group who speak
> their language, cook their food, support their religion, understand
> their needs. We have someone for everyone" - JUDGE JUDY (umpteenth
> sweet, Jewish NYer).."Ramblin' outa the wild West, leavin' the towns I
> love the best. Thought I'd seen some ups and down.."Til I come into
> New York town. People goin' down to the ground. Buildings goin' up to
> the sky..I swung on to my old guitar..grabbed hold of a subway
> car..and after a rocking, reeling, rolling ride..I landed up on the
> downtown side; Greenwich Village" - BOB DYLAN (b. Zimmerman, sweet
> Jew, "Voice of a Generation," - Top 100 selling artist of all-
> time).."From New York - the greatest city in the world!" - LATE SHOW
> WITH DAVID LETTERMAN (Ed Sullivan Theatre - placed The Beatles on the
> musical map)
http://tinyurl.com/ytylqx(New York Jewish History)
http://tinyurl.com/3yydhb(Brach's - America's Largest Kosher
> Supermarket, NY)
http://www.abigaels.com(Abigael's on Broadway - World's largest
> Kosher restaurant)
http://tinyurl.com/ysfgtl(Temple Emanu-El, NYC - World's Largest
> Synagogue)
http://tinyurl.com/26fdnj(US Study - Jews Richer Because Of
> Religion)
http://tinyurl.com/2v6n4j(ABC NEWS: Manhattan: Where the rich are
> filthy rich)
http://tinyurl.com/nqp8w(Forbes: Most Expensive Zip Codes: #1 -
> 11962, Sagaponack, NY - Hamptons; NY - NY State & NYC appear 20+ more
> times)
http://tinyurl.com/2n8e5h(CNN Money: World's most expensive cities,
> 2007, NYC #15 (down from 10)
http://tinyurl.com/pyz6a(Top 10 Places To Live & Work For Those Under
> 35 - NY, NY)
http://tinyurl.com/qs7la(World's Most Expensive Hotel Suites - #1 -
> Plaza Hotel, NY, NY)
http://tinyurl.com/7hexr(Best States For Raising Healthy Kids: #2 -
> NY)
http://tinyurl.com/3nyhl(America's 5 Most/Least Expensive Cities To
> Live In: #1 - NYC - most expensive)
http://tinyurl.com/3c6kk(Top 10 Places America Goes To Have Fun - #3
> Times Square)
http://tinyurl.com/234vsm(NYC - safest, largest city in the US)
http://tinyurl.com/46f53(NY, NY - Capital Of The World)
http://tinyurl.com/2tjcgw(A Study In Differences - Are Jews Smarter?
> By Richard Cohen, Washington Post)
http://tinyurl.com/38m6o(Jewish population of the US by State)
http://tinyurl.com/666cx(Jewish population of the World)
http://tinyurl.com/68ttu(Jewish Nobel Prizes)
http://tinyurl.com/6qb5e(Is It True - Do Jews Win More Nobel Prizes
> than anyone else?)
http://tinyurl.com/4cz9j(Tel-Aviv - Top 10 High-Tech Cities In The
> World)
http://tinyurl.com/6exvb(Phenomenon Of The Jews)
http://tinyurl.com/ihif(Jews, IQs & Nobel Laureates)
http://tinyurl.com/9oea7(Do Jews Run Hollywood!? You Bet They do, and
> what of it?" by sweet Ben Stein)
