The P & O Chronicles Volume 2

INDIANA SLOPE

AND THE TOILET OF DOOM

DAY NINE

07.00

Up and about early.

We¹re in Yalta on the coast of The Ukraine.

We¹ve opted for the full guided day out so won¹t be back on the boat
until about 17.30 ready for an 18.00 sailing.

This is a beautiful port but a strange mix. Lots of lovely scenery and
buildings but mixed in amongst it a lot of typical former Soviet Union
stuff.

08.00

We board our coach which is very Soviet Union. We have been used to very
plush vehicles with all mod cons. This one has no seat belts, the air
conditioning doesn¹t work and it looks like it was painted by Ray
Charles.

I need not fear though as today¹s P. & O. Official Tour Escort is none
other than Captain Knowall* a.k.a. Indiana Slope.