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Merry Crumble to one and all         


Author: Soozle
Date: Dec 22, 2007 14:29

Oven timer rings are you listenin'
Bear's Cumberland ham its a glistenin'
Snowy's bought a splatter guard
and has promised she won't get charred
Working as bear's feline kitchen hand

Gone away are Ben, Klute, Vee and Jane
and we hope we see them soon again
I hear JJ's swapped Elsie for a new bird
Perhaps a Nissan Bluebird
Too much Hotel Chocolate has driven him insane

In the car park Zol has made a snow cake
The sugar free confection that is his curse
He can only risk it with one hob nob biscuit
or we may need to send for Spuddie, she's a nurse
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Re: Merry Crumble to one and all         


Author: clot
Date: Dec 22, 2007 15:11

Soozle wrote:
> Oven timer rings are you listenin'
> Bear's Cumberland ham its a glistenin'
> Snowy's bought a splatter guard
> and has promised she won't get charred
> Working as bear's feline kitchen hand
>
> Gone away are Ben, Klute, Vee and Jane
> and we hope we see them soon again
> I hear JJ's swapped Elsie for a new bird
> Perhaps a Nissan Bluebird
> Too much Hotel Chocolate has driven him insane
>
> In the car park Zol has made a snow cake
> The sugar free confection that is his curse
> He can only risk it with one hob nob biscuit
> or we may need to send for Spuddie, she's a nurse
>
> Bazzie she's gone a skiing
> To get her Christmas Tree in ...
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Re: Merry Crumble to one and all         


Author: Molesworth
Date: Dec 22, 2007 15:45

In article newsfe6-gui.ntli.net>,
"Soozle" myprovider.com> wrote:
> Oven timer rings are you listenin'
> Bear's Cumberland ham its a glistenin'
> Snowy's bought a splatter guard
> and has promised she won't get charred
> Working as bear's feline kitchen hand
>
> Gone...
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Re: Merry Crumble to one and all         


Author: Mack A. Damia
Date: Dec 22, 2007 20:14

On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 22:30:17 GMT, "Soozle" myprovider.com>
wrote:
>Oven timer rings are you listenin'
>Bear's Cumberland ham its a glistenin'
>Snowy's bought a splatter guard
>and has promised she won't get charred
>Working as bear's feline kitchen hand
>
>Gone away...
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Re: Merry Crumble to one and all         


Author: Baz
Date: Dec 22, 2007 21:03

On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 22:30:17 GMT, "Soozle" myprovider.com>
wrote:

That was truly inspired Sooz dear! Well done you!

--
Baz
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Re: Merry Crumble to one and all         


Author: purplehaze
Date: Dec 22, 2007 23:07

"Soozle" myprovider.com> wrote in message
news:Zdgbj.20449$KC3.1338@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net...
> Oven timer rings are you listenin'
> Bear's Cumberland ham its a glistenin'
> Snowy's bought a splatter guard
> and has promised she won't get charred
> Working as bear's feline kitchen hand
>
> Gone away are Ben, Klute, Vee and Jane
> and we hope we see them soon again
> I hear JJ's swapped Elsie for a new bird
> Perhaps a Nissan Bluebird
> Too much Hotel Chocolate has driven him insane
>
> In the car park Zol has made a snow cake
> The sugar free confection that is his curse
> He can only risk it with one hob nob biscuit
> or we may need to send for Spuddie, she's a nurse
>
> Bazzie she's gone a skiing ...
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Re: Merry Crumble to one and all         


Author: Bear
Date: Dec 23, 2007 03:44

In article Soozle said ...
> Happy Crumble from me

And the very same, right back at ya :)
--
Bear
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Re: Merry Crumble to one and all         


Author: Harry Keane
Date: Dec 23, 2007 06:21

"Soozle" myprovider.com> wrote in message
news:Zdgbj.20449$KC3.1338@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net...

I'm impressed...

Merry Christmas to you too, and to everybody wot comes in 'ere
--
Harry Keane
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Re: Merry Crumble to one and all         


Author: Mrs Lumpless
Date: Dec 23, 2007 09:28

Soozle wrote:
> Oven timer rings are you listenin'

...etc

That's brilliant, Soozle! Thank you and a very Merry Christmas to you too!

--
Lisa
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Re: Merry Crumble to one and all         


Author: LilPeach
Date: Dec 23, 2007 10:40

Soozle wrote:

[snipped awesome version of Caf
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