According to my spies Ben newsam of (A noiseless patient Spider) writes
>On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:41:08 +0100, JJ
crydee.co.uk> wrote:
>>>On Sun, 13 Jul 2008, Mike Harrison of A Sprinkling Of Clouds wrote:
>>>According to my spies JJ of (Slackers Inc) writes
>>>>On Thu, 10 Jul 2008, Harry Keane wrote:
>>>>
>>>>Heh - if nothing else, at least you won't be too down in the mouth if
>>>>it ever catches fire! :o)
>>>
>>>Keep some chocolate in the glove compartment. For when the following
>>>speed cops get the munchies and you don't have a burger to give them a
>>>bite of...
>>
>>Glove compartment? What's one of those?
>
>You know it as the boot (trunk).
You'd just about get a bar of chocolate in an Elise's boot. If there was
nothing else already in there, of course.
All this talk of chocolate reminds me of a Rock 'n' Roll anecdote I read
somewhere recently. Can't be arsed to look it up again, so the details
are a bit sketchy:
Someone (?) fell into a heavy sleep on a long tour bus journey (could
have been a flight), and while he was akip another person (?) removed
all the wrappings from a half-pound bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk, shoved
it inside the sleeper's bomber jacket and zipped it up to his neck...
--
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are
putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
Mike Harrison
