A new supermarket opened near my house.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the
smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience
the scent of freshly mowed hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal gril led steaks
with onions.

The sound of a breeze in the trees and water in a babbling brook
welcomes you to the fish display.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the air filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked
bread & chocolate chip cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

On Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:12:47 +0100, "phylkat" ocset.net>
wrote:

You could use those rubbery outer leaves on the iceberg lettuce!
Earth friendly TP!

"Slappy" nowhere.com> wrote in message
news:45v4d4t1k50c4g7bmdjje8idivqj4tj7qc@4ax.com...

Rhubarb are better, ones finger doesn't go through. pk.

On Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:07:56 +0100, "phylkat" ocset.net>
wrote:

On Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:06:45 -0700, Mack A. Damia
hotmail.com> wrote:

Good one - you can rinse those out.

In article 4ax.com>, Slappy says...

FFS will you please stop feeding trolls.

Threat reported to abuse@individual.net.

On Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:29:23 +0100, Bear gmail.com>
wrote:

Am I feeding the trolls, or are you saying I am the troll?
Please let me know what I'm doing wrong, so I won't keep making the
same mistake over and over.

Large Earl Grey, Please. Plain.

In article <4728d4h95et3dc32haas1aulfepj32pnki@4ax.com>, Slappy says...

On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:27:16 +0100, Bear gmail.com>
wrote:

Bite me.
=o)