> From: JimL gmail.com>
> Subject: Poor Gertrude
> Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2008 19:02:44 -0700 (PDT)
> Newsgroups: neworleans.general
> Message-ID: <9b687c6b-e6ca-4b8f-ad08-6ae0257b3e4d@a1g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>
>
> Ya just can't make this stuff up!!
>
> When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized
> recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even
> left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was 'a generic
> white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.' (That's at
> least the way the police report described it.)
>
> A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked
> similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit
> the big time.' Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV
> cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated
> remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'
> ...

>> From: JimL gmail.com>
>> Subject: Poor Gertrude
>> Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2008 19:02:44 -0700 (PDT)
>> Newsgroups: neworleans.general
>> Message-ID: <9b687c6b-e6ca-4b8f-ad08-6ae0257b3e4d@a1g2000hsb...

>> The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer
>> known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard
>> box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch
>> taped to the box was this note which said: 'Hoochie sold us the bogus
>> blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard
>> feelings. Have a nice day."

> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:38:39 -0500, Molesworth wrote:
>

>>> From: JimL gmail.com>
>>> Subject: Poor Gertrude
>>> Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2008 19:02:44 -0700 (PDT)
>>> Newsgroups: neworleans.general
>>> Message-ID: <9b687c6b-e6ca-4b8f-ad08-6ae0257b3e4d@a1g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>
>>>
>>> Ya just can't make this stuff up!!
>>>
>>> When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized
>>> recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even
>>> left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was 'a generic
>>> white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.' (That's at
>>> least the way the police report described it.)
>>>
>>> A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked
>>> similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit ...