> According to my spies Bear of () writes

>>
>>does anyone remember a *dreadful* TV
>>commercial in the London area, about 25 years ago, where the Managing
>>Director of an ex-rental TV warehouse used to do his own ads [1], and
>>had the catchphrase "And I'll guarantee you'll say, that's a bargain!".
>>
>>[1] thankfully, in these media-savvy days, this sort of thing seems to
>>have stopped. Victor Kiam was bad enough, but this bloke was beyond the
>>pale

>
> So what current TV ads tempt -you- to wield the hammer?
>
> I'd really like some Itchy & Scratchy style violence to be perpetrated
> on that bloody Churchill Insurance dog!