On Apr 20, 10:57 pm, "splOOOg" home.com> wrote:

Born and bred, Dunder Mifflin dunderhead!ehe Obviously, you have never
stepped foot here, if you believe the largest, richest, most creative
Jewish community in the world is the 3rd poorest, behind Puerto Ricans
& African-Americans? BTW, did your trip to Bklyn take you to Midwood &
Ocean Parkway? It's home to the richest Sephardic (aka Syrian)
community in the world! How 'bout Mill Basin, Sheepshead Bay, and
Manhattan Beach? You couldn't afford to live in those predominantly
Jewish neighborhoods, where multimillion dollar mansions line
practically every square block! As for Hasidim? Since contraception is
forbidden, they do tend to have large families. Thus, some may have
difficulty "Keeping up with the Jonases." ehee However, there are just
as just as many Hasidim (most own businesses in Bklyn) who are
affluent. Obviously, not every Jew is going to be rich. As a whole
(key word), Jews (2%% of the American population) are still exceedingly
rich - the wealthiest ethnic group on earth! And we continue to be a
phenomenon! Case in point: The Top 51 names on "Vanity Fair's 100
List: Politics & Power" were Jewish! Find me one other religion that
disproportionately excels in relation to their small population
number, let alone one that comprises a measly 1/4 of 1%% of the world's
population! That's correct dunderhead, 99%% of the world is Gentile,
non-Jewish.

Judeo precedes Christian, remember? Here's a Big DOH! in flashing neon
lights for you! eh Jews started the whole shebang - life!! We gave you
your Jesus of Nazareth, your Christianity, your Sabbath, your Mother
Mary, your Bible, your Easter Bunny, your Santa Claus, your entire
reason for being! eh That's why I pish my pants everytime Easter &
Xmas swing 'round! You're celebrating a former Jew, dopey! eheh Learn
it, live it, love it! eh -D, NYC "Roses are Reddish, violets are
Blueish, if it wasn't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish!" eh - BENNY
HILL (stage name taken from his idol, Jack Benny, b. Kubelsky, sweet
Jew).."Hebraic mortar cemented the foundtions of American democracy" -
WILLIAM LECKY, Historian.."The Brooklyn Bridge was the first bridge to
be lit using electricity" - LITTLE BIG BOOK OF NY.."P.T. Barnum
demonstrated the safety of the bridge in 1884 by parading across it
with a herd of twenty-one elephants" - IBID.."On the Brooklyn Bridge,
an airplane can fly over a pedestrian who's walking over a car that's
driving over a boat that's sailing over a train. (The subway runs
under the East River) - IBID.."It (Brooklyn Bridge) took 13 years to
build, beginning in 1870. It opened on May 24, 1883. Architect John A.
Roebling died following an accident surveying the site in 1869. His
son, Washington, took over for him, but became ill and had to
supervise from his bedroom" - IBID.."All the folks in Manhattan are
sad..because they look at her and wish they had..the good old Brooklyn
Bridge" - FRANK SINATRA, penned by sweet Jews Sammy Cahn (b. Cohen)
and Jule Styne (Yiddish-Brit, raised in NYC).."The most popular
selling Christmas song, "White Christmas," was written by a Jew" -
IRVING BERLIN.."The first American scientist ever awarded a Nobel
Prize was Jewish" - ALBERT ABRAHAM MICHAELSON.."The more I travel
across the gravel..The more I sail the sea. The more I feel convinced
to the fact, New York's the town for me. That crazy skyline is right
in my line. And when I'm far away, I'm able to bear it for several
hours..Then I brake down and say: Take me back to manhattan...Take me
back to New York...I'm just longing to see once more..my little home
on the hundredth floor" - COLE PORTER.."Come on, there's lots of fun
in store for you - see how the other half lives on Park Avenue" -
IRVING BERLIN (b. Israel Isidor Baline, sweet NYC-raised Jew).."As I
stood by my window and looked out on those Brooklyn Roads" - NEIL
DIAMOND (insert you know what here!ehe - one of the Top 100 selling
artists of all-time).."Shmatta, Shmatta, Shmatta, I can't give it away
on 7th Avenue!" - ROLLING STONES (see, who says the British can't jive
the NY Yiddish?eh).."I laid a divorcee in New York City..I had to put
up some kind of fight" - ROLLING STONES.."And after weeks and weeks
of hangin' around, I finally got a job in New York town - in a bigger
place, bigger money too, even joined the union and paid m' dues" - BOB
DYLAN (b. Zimmerman, sweet Jew - one of the top 100 selling artists of
all-time, "Voice of a Generation").."Well, if you've ever been to New
York City, you know what I'm talking about, they got such pretty
little girls in that big town, make a man wanna jump around and shout"
- THE YARDBIRDS.."Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens and Staten..from the Battery
to the top of Manhattan..Asian, Middle-Eastern and Latin..Black,
White, New York - you make it happen" - BEASTIE BOYS (umpteenth sweet,
Jewish NYers - first successful all-white rap group).."I've seen the
lights go out on Broadway - I saw the Empire State laid low" - BILLY
JOEL (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - Top 100 selling artist of all-
time).."From New York - the greatest city in the world" - LATE SHOW
WITH DAVID LETTERMAN.."What I took back, because of my exposure to the
Jewish music of the '30s and the '40s in my upbringing with my father,
was that kind of theatrical songwriting. It was always a part of my
character. This desire to make people laugh" - PETE TOWNSHEND.."New
York City is the central home for this entire planet. The Olympics
draws contestants from all countries. Wherever they come from we've
got a family for them, a neighborhood for them, a group who speak
their language, cook their food, support their religion, understand
their needs. We have someone for everyone" - JUDGE JUDY (umpteenth
sweet, Jewish NYer).."Have you seen the well-to-do..up & down Park
Avenue..on that famous thoroughfare...with there noses in the
air...Puttin' on the Ritz" - IRVING BERLIN (b. Baline, sweet NY
raised)