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Author: Mrs LumplessMrs Lumpless Date: Aug 13, 2008 05:33
Yes, I am. The electrickery has gorn orf here at the shop and I'm
sitting in darkness typing this on one of those little GPRS surfer
doobries and the lasses are upstairs twiddling their thumbs because
the sewing machines aren't working (obviously).
I'm bored! And what's more my batteries are nearly dead so I won't be
typing much more. And I can't even lock up and go home because I'm
expecting a couple of deliveries.
Anybody got any good jokes to cheer me up?
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Author: BearBear Date: Aug 13, 2008 05:36
> Anybody got any good jokes to cheer me up?
No, but I've got some truly awful ones :)
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
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Bear
2002 Yamaha R1
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Author: Mrs LumplessMrs Lumpless Date: Aug 13, 2008 06:22
On Aug 13, 1:36 pm, Bear gmail.com> wrote:>> Anybody got any good jokes to cheer me up?
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> No, but I've got some truly awful ones :)
>
> Q: What's brown and sticky?
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> A: A stick!
Yeah, that is awful. :-)
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Author: BearBear Date: Aug 13, 2008 06:57
> On Aug 13, 1:36 pm, Bear gmail.com> wrote:>>> Anybody got any good jokes to cheer me up?
>>
>> No, but I've got some truly awful ones :)
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>> Q: What's brown and sticky?
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>> A: A stick!
>
> Yeah, that is awful. :-)
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Author: VivaViva Date: Aug 13, 2008 08:08
> Yes, I am. The electrickery has gorn orf here at the shop and I'm
> sitting in darkness typing this on one of those little GPRS surfer
> doobries and the lasses are upstairs twiddling their thumbs because
> the sewing machines aren't working (obviously).
>
> I'm bored! And what's more my batteries are nearly dead so I won't be
> typing much more. And I can't even lock up and go home because I'm
> expecting a couple of deliveries.
>
> Anybody got any good jokes to cheer me up?
>
Oh dear...I'm probably too late, but I have this news article that I've been
laughing at:
~~Escaped 'giant poo' causes chaos~~
A giant inflatable dog poo has caused chaos, breaking windows and pulling
down power lines, after it flew away from an outdoor exhibition.
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Author: BearBear Date: Aug 13, 2008 08:19
> The artwork by American artist Paul McCarthy blew away from a Swiss museum,
> living up to its title, Complex Shit.[..]"
Superb! :)
"Man, that's some heavy shit"
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Bear
2002 Yamaha R1
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Author: Ben newsamBen newsam Date: Aug 13, 2008 08:25
On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:33:59 -0700 (PDT), Mrs Lumpless
gmail.com> wrote:
>Yes, I am. The electrickery has gorn orf here at the shop and I'm
>sitting in darkness typing this on one of those little GPRS surfer
>doobries and the lasses are upstairs twiddling their thumbs because
>the sewing machines aren't working (obviously).
>
>I'm bored! And what's more my batteries are nearly dead so I won't be
>typing much more. And I can't even lock up and go home because I'm
>expecting a couple of deliveries.
>
>Anybody got any good jokes to cheer me up?
There was a power cut while I was at the shopping centre yesterday. I
was trapped on the escalator for two hours.
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Author: BearBear Date: Aug 13, 2008 08:26
In article <45v5a4tm284891m85smgnm7101vtac31j6@ 4ax.com>, Ben newsam
says... > On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:33:59 -0700 (PDT), Mrs Lumpless
> gmail.com> wrote:>>Anybody got any good jokes to cheer me up?
>
> There was a power cut while I was at the shopping centre yesterday. I
> was trapped on the escalator for two hours.
That's even less funny than my joke :)
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Bear
2002 Yamaha R1
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Author: Ben newsamBen newsam Date: Aug 13, 2008 08:28
On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:33:59 -0700 (PDT), Mrs Lumpless
gmail.com> wrote:
>Yes, I am. The electrickery has gorn orf here at the shop and I'm
>sitting in darkness typing this on one of those little GPRS surfer
>doobries and the lasses are upstairs twiddling their thumbs because
>the sewing machines aren't working (obviously).
>
>I'm bored! And what's more my batteries are nearly dead so I won't be
>typing much more. And I can't even lock up and go home because I'm
>expecting a couple of deliveries.
>
>Anybody got any good jokes to cheer me up?
Last time the electricity went out, I used my camera flash in the
kitchen so I could make a sandwich. I got 60 photos of my worktop, and
a visit from the police because the neighbours thought there was
lighting in my house.
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Author: Ben newsamBen newsam Date: Aug 13, 2008 08:29
On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:08:37 -0500, "Viva" privacy.net> wrote:>~~Escaped 'giant poo' causes chaos~~
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>A giant inflatable dog poo has caused chaos, breaking windows and pulling
>down power lines, after it flew away from an outdoor exhibition.
>
>The artwork by American artist Paul McCarthy blew away from a Swiss museum,
>living up to its title, Complex Shit.[..]"
>
> http://livenews.com.au/Articles/2008/08/12/Escaped_giant_poo_causes_chaos
LOL! Until I saw the photo, I thought you had made it up!
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