No, it's not the launch of a new, extra-sharp kitchen gadget, it's a
warning about a film.

Knowing you, you may hear of "No Country For Old Men", see that it's a)
written by the Coen brothers and b) stars Tommy Lee Jones, and think "I
must get me some of that!".

I watched it last night and I have to say it's one of the worst Coen
brothers films I've seen. It's hackneyed, unoriginal, somewhat dull,
overly violent with no good reason, mostly unfunny, and the likes of
Tommy Lee Jones and Woody Harrelson are completely wasted in it. Tommy
Lee is, of course, excellent, as always, but even he seems to get a bit
bored with it after a while.

You're welcome to the DVD if you'd like to add it to your collection.

Oh, and afterwards, to remind myself of how great a film they can make,
I watched The Big Lebowski, which utterly, totally and completely rocks
... I'd forgotten just how good it is.