Apparently the ruler of Qatar is going to pay £26M for some bacon!

French And CERN Build Massive Particle Accelerator (Black Hole Generator)
Unknown Planetary Risk To Create BIG BANG

French Build Massive Particle Accelerator (Black Hole Generator)
Old Dying Physicists want to go out with a BIG BANG

What are we talking about?

Many helpful Links and Video links at end of post.

http://lhcconcerns.com/

In May of 2008 the largest, most expensive scientific experiment, The Large
Hadron Collider will be completed. This mechanical behemoth located along
the French and Swiss border with a total estimated circumference of 17 miles
will be the most powerful particle accelerator in existence. The principal
behind a particle accelerator is that by speeding up the smallest elements
of matter and then colliding them together that they can be broken down
further into even smaller fundamental particles, just as Atoms were once
thought to be the smallest units, so then were Quarks(Up and Down),
Electrons, and Protons discovered.

I'm getting a slight bit miffed.

For the last few weeks, I've had to bring in the Brillo pads and clean the
pans. Where is the rota?

The mess that Snowie has left has troubled me sum.

It's about time we took collective responsibility around here.

Where's me kipper, that's what I need to know?

After the clubs closed last night and my DD drove me home, I entered the
kitchen hungry. So, since nothing jumped out of the fridge into my hands
steaming and ready to eat, I grabbed a fruit bowl of ripe mangoes from the
table (wonderful buy, 44 cents each). I put them on a tray with a knife,
spoon and napkin and sat down in front of the TV.

Then, the messiest feast in the world began. It started very organized but,
as things progressed, all hell broke lose. I sliced the first mango open and
scooped the sweet flesh out with the spoon...but still, juice went
everywhere. Gah, it was delicious! I gnawed the remaining flesh from the
skin, juice on my face ear to ear...sucked the seed even.

I greedily cut the next one and scored the flesh the way I'd seen Jamie O.
do and ate the juicy fruit straight from the skin, no spoon. More juice
going every where, down my arms, down my chin, between my breasts, my
nightie was soaked and sticky. I devoured four lovely mangoes before I was
spent.
I had to take a shower afterwards but went to bed happy and content. I love
it when mangos taste that damn good!

the hotel hosted a function for the employees and family members of stuart
and john's pancake house tonight. s&j's also makes their own myrple syrple.
we agreed to set up a display of their syrple in the hotel. when the owner
and his wife stopped by the desk to say hello, i jokingly asked them where
my syrple was. robin reached into her kit bag and gave me a quart of grade
a fancy light amber syrple! i told her i was only kidding and gave it back
to her, but she insisted that i keep it. at just under $60 a gallon for
this year's run of grade a fancy light amber, i have just saved myself about
$15!

zol

I noticed LilPeach mentioned the movie last year, but have you ever
had tortilla soup?

I never thought about it; something about the name turned me off -
then I tried it.

!Delicioso!

Here's a recipe from the NY:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/31/dining/311mrex.html

This will surely stimulate the senses of brekkie aficionados. Everybody
around here is talking about Bacon Vodka.

Heck, I'm not chicken, I'd try it...if I could find some. Don't you know it
would make the best Bloody Mary!

Here's a recipe I found online:

"Fry up three strips of bacon

Add cooked bacon to a clean pint sized mason jar. Trim the ends of the bacon
if they are too tall to fit in the jar. Or you could go hog wild and just
pile in a bunch of fried up bacon scraps.

Optional: add crushed black peppercorns.

Fill the jar up with vodka. Cap and place in a dark cupboard for at least
three weeks.(No need to refrigerate)

At the end of the three week resting period, place the bacon vodka in the
freezer to solidify the fats. Strain out the fats through a coffee filter to
yield a clear filtered pale yellow bacon vodka.

Decant into decorative bottles and enjoy.

Makes one pint."

All right now...who's with me?

Happy birthday to Dimmer, wherever you are. Hope you get all the
arsecandles you can wish for.

French And CERN Build Massive Particle Accelerator (Black Hole Generator)
Unknown Planetary Risk To Create BIG BANG

French Build Massive Particle Accelerator (Black Hole Generator)
Old Dying Physicists want to go out with a BIG BANG

What are we talking about?

Many helpful Links and Video links at end of post.

http://lhcconcerns.com/

In May of 2008 the largest, most expensive scientific experiment, The Large
Hadron Collider will be completed. This mechanical behemoth located along
the French and Swiss border with a total estimated circumference of 17 miles
will be the most powerful particle accelerator in existence. The principal
behind a particle accelerator is that by speeding up the smallest elements
of matter and then colliding them together that they can be broken down
further into even smaller fundamental particles, just as Atoms were once
thought to be the smallest units, so then were Quarks(Up and Down),
Electrons, and Protons discovered.