|Re: NOMINATION: Paddle Re: PING: Hatter Re: What Do You Think Of My Body?
Group: alt.2600 · Group Profile
Author: The Secretary of HomIntern Date: Sep 5, 2008 15:26
On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:43:10 -0700, Mark Morgasm kb8rqz of the Mark Morgan
Fan Club k'lamed:
> On Sep 3, 5:59 pm, Snarky wrote:
>> On Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:08:12 -0700, Mark Morgasm kb8rqz of the Mark
>> Morgan Fan Club wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions,
>> erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>> On Sep 2, 7:24 pm, Teh Czar ov Awl Teh Flonkers wrote indefense of
>>> his gay lover Mark Morgan:
>>>> I'll never know another Mark Morgasm kb8rqz, of the Mark Morgan Fan
>>>> Club, like Mark Morgasm kb8rqz, of the Mark Morgan Fan Club, on Tue,
>>>> 02 Sep 2008 14:15:01 -0700 in soc.support.transgendered,
>>>> rec.radio.amateur.policy, alt.usenet.kooks, and alt.2600, they're so
>>>>> On Sep 1, 6:46 pm, Snarky wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:24:35 -0700, Mark Morgasm kb8rqz wrote
>>>>>> these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
>>>>>> presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:> On Jul 16, 8:15 pm, The
>>>>>> Black Goatfucker With A Thousand Young ^^ ^^^ ^^
>>>>> How was your stay at the camp for incontinent retards, Fatty
>>>>> Matty? Did the landfill finally get filled up from all your used
>>>>>> Must be a *REAL*
>>>>>> bitch, having to go back to school...and in your case being held
>>>>>> back a grade because you were too stupid to keep up with the rest
>>>>>> of your class.
>>>>> Projecting again, Fatty Matty? How was it for you to finally
>>>>> graduate high school when you were 28?
>>>>>> It's okay though, you're "special" aren't you? Mama's "special"
>>>>>> boy. ^__^
>>>>> Ironic, coming from morbidly obese Matt Moultoun aka Diaper boy,
>>>>> who can't even wipe his own fat ass for himself.
>>>>>> I think I'll just claim a hearty "SPNAK!", and leave it at that.
>>>>> Sort of like last Saturday night, when you spanked it drunk and
>>>>> alone to that kiddie porn you love.
>>>> Now you're combining one of Hatter's posts with mine. That's damn
>>>> k00ky. In fact, since you've recently referred to me as "Leslie
>>>> Paulin", and have now returned to the "Snarky is Matthew"
>>> And yet
>> You keep sharing your fantasies about me with the world. Why is that?
> And you keep the IKYABWAIs coming. Why is that?
No, that would be your projection onto me, Mr. "I Look Up To Pee-Wee
Herman". You have yet to get clear in your head as to whom you believe
me to be -- me, I think you're Woger, you say you're "Someone Else",
because you're afraid Mark or myself will dig up and post your personal
info, along with records of your years of lameness, meaning you won't
prove it due to extreme cowardice and hypocrisy, since you did exactly
that to Mark.
Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
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