On Fri, 9 May 2008 14:54:09 -0700 (PDT), Sal_55 yahoo.com>
wrote:

Hey kiddo, I realize yer underage and all and you're just looking for
a fake ID that you can use to buy beer, so I'll go easy on you. Now,
you admit the truth of what it is you want with a fake ID...and
~maybe~ I won't do a rather horrible thing that will likely result in
your Internet provider phoning up your parents and/or disconnecting
your Internet service.

See, I KNOW yer a kid, I know this for a fact because ONLY a kid
wouldn't understand something as simplistic as medical privacy,
doctor/patient privilege, discrimination laws that prevent an employer
from hiring based on medical history, etc, etc. The fact that you're
too immature to grasp is that your whole "story" is COMPLETELY the
fuck ABSURD. I mean it's so nonsensical that really, you just sound
like a complete MORON trying to peddle it around.

I mean even if we entertain the delusion that you're depressed and
that's somehow ~*magically*~ preventing you from getting a job...um,
why the fuck wouldn't you simply go to a doctor, get diagnosed with
depression and then get a nice lil Xanax prescription? Duh uh, oh
yeah, cause you're a little kid who doesn't know you can do that, huh?

LOL

There's a lot of things you'll learn when you grow up, but hey, think
of the fun you'll have after your balls finally drop and you're able
to look back on the stupidity of your lil story and laugh. *nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
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"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )