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Author: Mick the MercilessMick the Merciless Date: Sep 22, 2007 09:32
Today is Brian's birthday. I got him a cake but he turned his nose up
that. I bought him a brand new shiny mountain bike but he complained that
his flippers weren't long enough to reach the pedals. I took him to Alton
Towers but instead of going on any of the serious rides, all he wanted to
do was nudge the teacups with his nose to see if he could make someone
fall in. He just wanted someone to swim with him, he said.
I even had party arranged for him but he says he doesn't feel like
partying. Where's the fun, he says, if there's no water.
Fer Crisakes, I scream at him. Do you want me to rent the local swimming
pool for the night.
Well that might not be so bad, he says, except for the chlorine. He says
it gets right up his nose. Well *he* gets right up *my* nose. I tried my
best and all he does is complain. Next year, I'm doing NOTHING. So there
--
MTM.
"Made it Ma. Top of the world"
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Author: Kiwi GillKiwi Gill Date: Sep 22, 2007 09:46
"Mick the Merciless" wrote
> Today is Brian's birthday. I got him a cake but he turned his nose up
> that. I bought him a brand new shiny mountain bike but he complained that
> his flippers weren't long enough to reach the pedals. I took him to Alton
> Towers but instead of going on any of the serious rides, all he wanted to
> do was nudge the teacups with his nose to see if he could make someone
> fall in. He just wanted someone to swim with him, he said.
> I even had party arranged for him but he says he doesn't feel like
> partying. Where's the fun, he says, if there's no water.
> Fer Crisakes, I scream at him. Do you want me to rent the local swimming
> pool for the night.
> Well that might not be so bad, he says, except for the chlorine. He says
> it gets right up his nose. Well *he* gets right up *my* nose. I tried my
> best and all he does is complain. Next year, I'm doing NOTHING. So there
So.... Brian's birthday is not the 30th April, then? ;;-))
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Author: MudgeMudge Date: Sep 22, 2007 10:18
On 09/22/2007 10:46:31 "Kiwi Gill" wrote:
> So.... Brian's birthday is not the 30th April, then? ;;-))
Not this one - it's April 1
--
The Canadian Curmudgeon (in cloudyish, 9C, Calgary)
End Global warming ~ eliminate the cause ~ exterminate Al Gore
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Author: Enzo MatrixEnzo Matrix Date: Sep 22, 2007 10:42
Mudge wrote:
> On 09/22/2007 10:46:31 "Kiwi Gill" wrote:
>
>> So.... Brian's birthday is not the 30th April, then? ;;-))
>
>
> Not this one - it's April 1
nodnodnod Well, I'm all confusticated now. I knew that Brian Mudge's
birfday is 1 April, but I was fairly convinced that Brian Dolphin's birfday
was 29 April. Mind you, I've had to glean that from a few rather oblique
references...
--
Enzo
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
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Author: Enzo MatrixEnzo Matrix Date: Sep 22, 2007 10:44
Mick the Merciless wrote:
> Today is Brian's birthday. I got him a cake but he turned his nose up
> that. I bought him a brand new shiny mountain bike but he complained
> that his flippers weren't long enough to reach the pedals. I took him
> to Alton Towers but instead of going on any of the serious rides, all
> he wanted to do was nudge the teacups with his nose to see if he
> could make someone fall in.
To be honest, that sounds like a lot of fun!
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Author: Mick the MercilessMick the Merciless Date: Sep 22, 2007 11:06
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 04:46:31 +1200, Kiwi Gill wrote:
> So.... Brian's birthday is not the 30th April, then? ;;-))
Bit of a coincidence that would be, wouldn't it. Me and Brian sharing a
birthday.
--
MTM.
"Made it Ma. Top of the world"
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Author: Mick the MercilessMick the Merciless Date: Sep 22, 2007 11:08
On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 18:42:23 +0100, Enzo Matrix wrote:
> but I was fairly convinced that Brian Dolphin's birfday
> was 29 April.
Wot o'bleek references? Mine is 30th April (Walpurgis Night - Hell of a
night) but Brian wasn't born on my birthday.
--
MTM.
"Made it Ma. Top of the world"
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Author: Brian DolphinBrian Dolphin Date: Sep 22, 2007 11:19
On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 19:08:44 +0100, Mick the Merciless wrote:
> Wot o'bleek references? Mine is 30th April (Walpurgis Night - Hell of a
> night) but Brian wasn't born on my birthday.
No, dummy, Brian was born on the 20th March and since there are two
dolphin years to every human year, my recent half birthday would have been
20th September. You were two days late. That's why I was a pain.
--
Brian.
#single flipperedly saving usenet#
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Author: Enzo MatrixEnzo Matrix Date: Sep 22, 2007 11:36
Brian Dolphin wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 19:08:44 +0100, Mick the Merciless wrote:
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>> Wot o'bleek references? Mine is 30th April (Walpurgis Night - Hell
>> of a night) but Brian wasn't born on my birthday.
>
> No, dummy, Brian was born on the 20th March and since there are two
> dolphin years to every human year, my recent half birthday would have
> been 20th September. You were two days late. That's why I was a pain.
LOL So dolphins have the same number of birthdays as bears and Queens do.
--
Enzo
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
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Author: Kiwi GillKiwi Gill Date: Sep 22, 2007 12:17
"Mick the Merciless" wrote in message
news:pan.2007.09.22.18.06.27.261417@rest.erg...
> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 04:46:31 +1200, Kiwi Gill wrote:
>> So.... Brian's birthday is not the 30th April, then? ;;-))
> Bit of a coincidence that would be, wouldn't it. Me and Brian sharing a
> birthday.
Well I dunno about you, but I know when the nice Mr Fanner's birthday is.
Who are you, anyway?
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