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Author: Martin BulmerMartin Bulmer Date: Mar 5, 2008 00:16
Right now I'm off for a colonoscopy. They've made me drink soup for 2 days,
then they'll give me an injection, then when I'm just starting to feel good,
they ram a 2-foot hosepipe up me jacksie.
There's always a downside, ain't there?
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Martin Bulmer
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Author: OpheliaOphelia Date: Mar 5, 2008 01:34
Martin Bulmer wrote:
> Right now I'm off for a colonoscopy. They've made me drink soup for 2
> days, then they'll give me an injection, then when I'm just starting
> to feel good, they ram a 2-foot hosepipe up me jacksie.
> There's always a downside, ain't there?
err, in this case, yes!
good luck xx
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Author: CarolCarol Date: Mar 5, 2008 02:11
> Right now I'm off for a colonoscopy. They've made me drink soup for 2
> days,
> then they'll give me an injection, then when I'm just starting to feel
> good,
> they ram a 2-foot hosepipe up me jacksie.
> There's always a downside, ain't there?
>
> --
>
>
> Martin Bulmer
Ouch. By the time you read this it will all be over and hopefully the test
comes through clear.
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Author: ShirleyShirley Date: Mar 5, 2008 06:32
> Right now I'm off for a colonoscopy. They've made me drink soup for 2
> days,
> then they'll give me an injection, then when I'm just starting to feel
> good,
> they ram a 2-foot hosepipe up me jacksie.
> There's always a downside, ain't there?
Lots of hugs and sympathies coming your way Martin.
I got my test changed to the 11th of March..the same day I see the surgeon.
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Author: Mick the MercilessMick the Merciless Date: Mar 5, 2008 08:35
On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:16:50 +0000, Martin Bulmer wrote:
> they ram a 2-foot hosepipe up me jacksie.
Diameter? ;-(
--
MTM.
"Made it Ma. Top of the world"
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Author: MudgeMudge Date: Mar 5, 2008 10:38
On 03/05/2008 01:16:50 "Martin Bulmer" wrote:
> Right now I'm off for a colonoscopy. They've made me drink soup for 2
> days, then they'll give me an injection, then when I'm just starting to
> feel good, they ram a 2-foot hosepipe up me jacksie. There's always a
> downside, ain't there?
Butbutbutbut - This procedure is a lot less uncomfortable that the
digital prostate exam, innit ?
And, right after the colonoscopy no one can accuse you of being full of
s**t for a while, can they !
--
The Canadian Curmudgeon (in sunnyish, 0C, Calgary)
End Global warming ~ eliminate the cause ~ exterminate Al Gore
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Author: MudgeMudge Date: Mar 5, 2008 10:39
On 03/05/2008 09:35:13 Mick the Merciless wrote:
> On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:16:50 +0000, Martin Bulmer wrote:
>> they ram a 2-foot hosepipe up me jacksie.
> Diameter? ;-(
Splutter
--
The Canadian Curmudgeon (in sunnyish, 0C, Calgary)
End Global warming ~ eliminate the cause ~ exterminate Al Gore
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Author: Alex CunninghamAlex Cunningham Date: Mar 5, 2008 10:45
>"Martin Bulmer" wrote:
> Right now I'm off for a colonoscopy. They've made me drink soup for 2
> days,
> then they'll give me an injection, then when I'm just starting to feel
> good,
> they ram a 2-foot hosepipe up me jacksie.
>
Garden or fire? ;-)
--
Cheers!
Alex.C
There are twelve million sheep in Ontario.
Problem is nine million of them think they are people.
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Author: Alex CunninghamAlex Cunningham Date: Mar 5, 2008 10:47
>"Martin Bulmer" wrote:
> Right now I'm off for a colonoscopy. They've made me drink soup for 2
> days,
> then they'll give me an injection, then when I'm just starting to feel
> good,
> they ram a 2-foot hosepipe up me jacksie.
>
Garden or fire? ;-)
--
Cheers!
Alex.C
There are twelve million sheep in Ontario.
Problem is nine million of them think they are people.
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Author: Martin BulmerMartin Bulmer Date: Mar 5, 2008 10:36
Mick the Merciless wrote:
> On Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:16:50 +0000, Martin Bulmer wrote:
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>> they ram a 2-foot hosepipe up me jacksie.
>
> Diameter? ;-(
Owwww!
Glad I didn't read that before I went.
Colon a lot better - colitis in remission. Small amount of proctitis only,
and no polyps thank God.
And that first cup of tea after 2 days of soup & water, and 12 hours of
nothing at all
-- loverly.
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Martin Bulmer
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