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Author: Derek WhiteDerek White Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:19
Ah well, the summer is nearly over, and the warm weather is abating.
However, there is one aspect of summertime in the UK that has always
perplexed me. I have noticed that women and men tend to wear rather less
garments during periods of warm weather than they might do when the
temperature is cooler. The chaps and their pret a porter is not really of
concern to me, except that I never truly understand why men deem it
necessary to wear shorts and inflict their knees upon us more reserved
types. But women? Oh women, what would we be without you? You are a divine
breed, but must you forever wear tops that positively ooze bare bosums over
flimsy clothing. Really, it is more than a man can stand. And, if we stare
at these oozing mounds, we are branded as sexist and one-track mind
automations...
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Author: Kiwi GillKiwi Gill Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:37
"Derek White" talktalk.net> wrote> Ah well, the summer is nearly over, and the warm weather is abating.
> However, there is one aspect of summertime in the UK that has always
> perplexed me. I have noticed that women and men tend to wear rather less
> garments during periods of warm weather than they might do when the
> temperature is cooler. The chaps and their pret a porter is not really of
> concern to me, except that I never truly understand why men deem it
> necessary to wear shorts and inflict their knees upon us more reserved
> types. But women? Oh women, what would we be without you? You are a divine
> breed, but must you forever wear tops that positively ooze bare bosums
> over flimsy clothing. Really, it is more than a man can stand. And, if we
> stare at...
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Author: Enzo MatrixEnzo Matrix Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:38
Derek White wrote:
> Ah well, the summer is nearly over, and the warm weather is abating.
> However, there is one aspect of summertime in the UK that has always
> perplexed me. I have noticed that women and men tend to wear rather
> less garments during periods of warm weather than they might do when
> the temperature is cooler. The chaps and their pret a porter is not
> really of concern to me, except that I never truly understand why men
> deem it necessary to wear shorts and inflict their knees upon us more
> reserved types. But women? Oh women, what would we be without you?
> You are a divine breed, but must you forever wear tops that
> positively ooze bare bosums over flimsy clothing. Really, it is more
> than a man can stand. And, if we stare at these oozing mounds, we are
> branded as...
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Author: Martin BulmerMartin Bulmer Date: Sep 18, 2007 16:55
Derek White wrote:
>I never truly understand why men
> deem it necessary to wear shorts
Try it. Wear shorts for a week then go back to longs. They drag, they make
you too hot. I've just had my first night at the pub in longs since about
March, and I don't feel comfy. Take my advice, wear shorts as much as
possible, but when you go to the pub, and need to relieve yourself, use the
cubicle, not the urinal. The only thing worse than splashing your own legs
is the next man coming in and splashing your legs. All men should experience
this, if only to know what their trousers are subjected to when wearing
longs.
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Author: MartinSMartinS Date: Sep 18, 2007 18:44
"Derek White" talktalk.net> wrote:
> Ah well, the summer is nearly over, and the warm weather is abating.
> However, there is one aspect of summertime in the UK that has always
> perplexed me. I have noticed that women and men tend to...
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Author: MartinSMartinS Date: Sep 18, 2007 18:45
"Enzo Matrix" hotmail.com> wrote:> Derek White wrote:
>> Ah well, the summer is nearly over, and the warm weather is abating.
>> However, there is one aspect of summertime in the UK that has always
>> perplexed me. I have noticed that women and men tend to wear rather
>> less garments during periods of warm weather than they might do when
>> the temperature is cooler. The chaps and their pret a porter is not
>> really of concern to me, except that I never truly understand why men
>> deem it necessary to wear shorts and inflict their knees upon us more
>> reserved types. But women? Oh women, what would we be without you?
>> You are a divine breed, but must you forever wear tops that
>> positively ooze bare bosums over flimsy clothing. Really, it is more
>> than a man can stand. And...
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Author: Alex CunninghamAlex Cunningham Date: Sep 18, 2007 14:24
>"Derek White" wrote:
> Ah well, the summer is nearly over, and the warm weather is abating.
> However, there is one aspect of summertime in the UK that has always
> perplexed me. I have noticed that women and men tend to wear rather less
> garments during periods of warm weather than they might do when the
> temperature is cooler. The chaps and their pret a porter is not really of
> concern to me, except that I never truly understand why men deem it
> necessary to wear shorts and inflict their knees upon us more reserved
> types. But women? Oh women, what would we be without you? You are a divine
> breed, but must you forever wear tops that positively ooze bare bosums
> over flimsy clothing. Really, it is more than a man can stand. And, if we
> stare at these oozing mounds, we are...
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Author: Alex CunninghamAlex Cunningham Date: Sep 18, 2007 21:14
>> "Derek White" talktalk.net> wrote:
>> Ah well, the summer is nearly over, and the warm weather is abating.
>> However, there is one aspect of summertime in the UK that has always
>> perplexed me. I have noticed that women and men tend to wear rather
>> less garments during periods of warm weather than they might do when
>> the temperature is cooler. The chaps and their pret a porter is not
>> really of concern to me, except that I never truly understand why men
>> deem it necessary to wear shorts and inflict their knees upon us more
>> reserved types. But women? Oh women, what would we be without you? You
>> are a divine breed, but must you forever wear tops that positively
>> ooze bare bosums over flimsy clothing. Really, it is more than a man
>> can stand. And, if we stare...
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Author: Derek WhiteDerek White Date: Sep 19, 2007 07:20
"Enzo Matrix" hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:tOCdnWqsUsvItG3bnZ2dnUVZ8tKsnZ2d@giganews.com...> Derek White wrote:
>> Ah well, the summer is nearly over, and the warm weather is abating.
>> However, there is one aspect of summertime in the UK that has always
>> perplexed me. I have noticed that women and men tend to wear rather
>> less garments during periods of warm weather than they might do when
>> the temperature is cooler. The chaps and their pret a porter is not
>> really of concern to me, except that I never truly understand why men
>> deem it necessary to wear shorts and inflict their knees upon us more
>> reserved types. But women? Oh women, what would we be without you?
>> You are a divine breed, but must you forever wear tops that
>> positively ooze bare bosums over flimsy clothing. Really, it is more
>> than a man can stand. And, if we stare at these oozing mounds, we are
>> branded as sexist and one-track mind automations. Tell me, why do
>> women wear very low cut tops if not to get the guys staring. But if
>> the guy stares too long, the woman becomes uncomfortable and thinks
>> the guy is a pervert. God, its hard being a bloke these days.
>
> Do you go walking on the beaches? ...
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