> Mick the Merciless schrieb:
>

>> I heard my name called out three times. Stop trying to fiddle the
>> results Joseph. ;-)

>
> Have you heard this one about a late night visitor to the local
> cemetary?
> This slightly squiffy male had to either walk around the cemetary, or
> in order to shorten his way home cross it directly. He decided to do
> the latter. When he had almost passed through, he heard a sobbing
> noise, and some hammering on stone. He turned his head, and saw a
> person in front of a gravestone hammering at it furiously. He
> addressed that person, saying: "You gave me quite some fright at
> night, my good man. What ever are you doing here this late at night?
> And why are you sobbing?" - "They spelled my name the wrong way!"
>
> Sorry - could not resist.