> Please would y'all join me in wishing our guiding light and erstwhile
> leader, Mr Derek White a jolly happy birthday.
>
> Whatever it is you're doing Derek, stop it right now and pour yourself
> another beer.
>
> Now which would you like, the traditional Happy Birthday, the Stevie
> Wonder thing or wot the lovely Claire Grogan sang. Or shall we get really
> silly and give you a touch of the Neil Sedakas.
>
> Too late, my mind's made up. It's Claire.
>
> Happy, happy birthday in a hot bath
> To those nice nice nights
> I remember always, always
> I got such a fright
> Seeing them in my dark cupboard
> With my great big cake ...

> Happy Birthday Derek...hope you had a pint with your friends and lots of
> presents too...

>
> "Mick the Merciless" wrote in message
> news:pan.2007.05.16.18.30.58.273252@rest.erg...

>> Please would y'all join me in wishing our guiding light and erstwhile
>> leader, Mr Derek White a jolly happy birthday.
>>
>> Whatever it is you're doing Derek, stop it right now and pour yourself
>> another beer.
>>
>> Now which would you like, the traditional Happy Birthday, the Stevie
>> Wonder thing or wot the lovely Claire Grogan sang. Or shall we get

>> silly and give you a touch of the Neil Sedakas.
>>
>> Too late, my mind's made up. It's Claire.
>>
>> Happy, happy birthday in a hot bath
>> To those nice nice nights ...