If I recall, wasn't there a previous whale "beaching" or something similar where they method of choice was simply to dynamite the poor creature but the problem with that is the chunks of slimy whale blubber being deposited upon the bodies of surrounding citizens. HEY, a better idea!. Hire a "Whale Whiisperer" like that Dog Whisperer dude on TV, gently talk to them in Whalespeak and put him