======================= < BULLETIN ======================= < FARGO, ND (Rueters) -- Santa Claus is fighting for his life in a Fargo hospital after developing lead poisoning delivering his sleigh full of toys Christmas Eve. Santa's wife, Sandy, who flew down from the North Pole, was at his bedside. "Before he left, we figured out that 88 percent of the toys he was taking
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< ======================= < BULLETIN ======================= < LOS ANGELES (UPL) -- Elvis Presley, whom many thought had died decades ago, showed up in the Paramount parking lot this morning with his dusty guitar and singing "The Lord's Prayer. http://lh4.google.com/lucenadiniz/RnnVNlg0I0I/AAAAAAAAAAA/JW3cGTpNTQw... Oliver Shagnasty, a security
< ========= BULLETIN ========== < RUETERS -- Washington, D.C. -- The Theory of Evolution died early this morning of massive heart failure, according to Charles Darwin IV, great- grandson of the author of "Origin of Species." It was 109 and had been in ill health ever since that SOB of an Ed Conrad came onto the scene with his freakin' bones, teeth and soft organs -- some
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