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... laid all of the time. Now that's not right either. My 400 lb. wife - Lori Cmelak - left me. And I miss the little heffer, even if I did have to smack her a time or two to keep her in line. But she won't talk to me any more, and I hate that. What can I possibly do? I am so unhappy. I'd blow my brains out but I cannot afford the bullets. Signed, Bill Cmelak of Antigo, Wisconsin

... laid all of the time. Now that's not right either. My 400 lb. wife - Lori Cmelak - left me. And I miss the little heffer, even if I did have to smack her a time or two to keep her in line. But she won't talk to me any more, and I hate that. What can I possibly do? I am so unhappy. I'd blow my brains out but I cannot afford the bullets. Signed, Bill Cmelak of Antigo, Wisconsin

... laid all of the time. Now that's not right either. My 400 lb. wife - Lori Cmelak - left me. And I miss the little heffer, even if I did have to smack her a time or two to keep her in line. But she won't talk to me any more, and I hate that. What can I possibly do? I am so unhappy. I'd blow my brains out but I cannot afford the bullets. Signed, Bill Cmelak of Antigo, Wisconsin

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... Mr Costello --- who in a public display of solidarity invited the Prime Minister to a birthday drinks party at Parliament House last night --- faced yet another federal election in Mr Howard...re still doing it." Elsewhere in the book, it is revealed: ? Mr Howard was unhappy with Mr Costello for declaring that he would put One Nation last on his how-to...

..., Mr Costello — who in a public display of solidarity invited the Prime Minister to a birthday drinks party at Parliament House last night — faced yet another federal election in Mr Howard's...they're still doing it." Elsewhere in the book, it is revealed: ■ Mr Howard was unhappy with Mr Costello for declaring that he would put One Nation last on his how-to-vote...

..., Mr Costello — who in a public display of solidarity invited the Prime Minister to a birthday drinks party at Parliament House last night — faced yet another federal election in Mr Howard's...they're still doing it." Elsewhere in the book, it is revealed: ■ Mr Howard was unhappy with Mr Costello for declaring that he would put One Nation last on his how-to-vote...

... yesterday, Mr Costello — who in a public display of solidarity invited the Prime Minister to a birthday drinks party at Parliament House last night — faced yet another federal election in Mr Howard's shadow...they're still doing it." Elsewhere in the book, it is revealed: ■ Mr Howard was unhappy with Mr Costello for declaring that he would put One Nation last on his how-to-...

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