...new female recruit expect? It sounds like the start of a bad joke. What do you get if you cross one careful, female Fiat Punto...articulated lorry, that weighs 32 tonnes when fully loaded? But the bigger joke for some is that I'm the answer to the haulage industry'...of-the-range lorries costing close to £750,000, he's not joking. No sweat But, for me, the most daunting prospect is the ...

... I think you meant that for one of the other groups. Error rectified. Emergency services joke: Q: How do you tel the difference between a biker who has run under the wheels of a truck and a trucker who has dropped a load of 75Kg of chicken breast? A: You can't. Well, you can, as the trucker is still alive. -- Moving things in still pictures!

...@burnt.org.uk> wrote Now, if he'd swerved around a bit, forced a car off the road and all the rest of it at least we'd have known it was filmed by a trucker. Yes. Bit strange then that a motorcyclist is four times as likely to be involved in an accident per vehicle kilometre as a truck driver. Obviously the biker is more at risk when he's driving his truck then. What ...

...you meant that for one of the other groups. Error rectified. Emergency services joke: Q: How do you tel the difference between a biker who has run under the wheels of a truck and a trucker who has dropped a load of 75Kg of chicken breast? ... crushed by the wheels whereas it's not really clear why the trucker would be damaged at all by having 'dropped a load of ...

....org.uk> wrote Now, if he'd swerved around a bit, forced a car off the road and all the rest of it at least we'd have known it was filmed by a trucker. Yes. Bit strange then that a motorcyclist is four times as likely to be involved in an accident per vehicle kilometre as a truck driver. -- Regards, Vince. International Trucking - Magnificent Millau- a driver's eye ...

..., how come 100,000's of parking tickets are issued in London every year to them? Because truckers tend to get a bit more leeway with the truck being a bit awkward to get into one parking space. Limos do as well. They don't. Honestly Conor, defending all truckers as if they never do wrong is utterly pointless. It is funny watching you try though. ...

... to 2001's FINAL FANTASY. Probably because fart-joke movies don't work as well with ...the few that didn't have any fart jokes. I imagine that Wall-E probably didn't...Saw it, don't remember any fart jokes, wait for the DVD. -- History Channel is showing 'Ice Road Truckers' as part of their "American Originals" brand of shows. 'Ice Road Truckers' is a show about Canadian truck drivers....

... enough to send all Buick work to China. Since the only people who even own Buicks are Ford Monster Truckers Cadillac already knows how do do partial cylinder ignition ECUs. Where do you think the Indians and Chinese will get the oil to run 15 mpg joke cars ? Did anyonyone ever exaplin the concept of a GLOBAL MARKET to you ? REPEAT .. why ...

...will MEVER get that kind of promise out of a magic dealer no matter how much you spend. The joke shop Bill Snatcher is the lowest man on the totum pole. It's made to last maybe..., and have made vast improvements on his basic concepts. He used to take those trucker's key chains and make an industrial strength reel out of them--replacing the chain with strong fishing ...

... will MEVER get that kind of promise out of a magic dealer no matter how much you spend. The joke shop Bill Snatcher is the lowest man on the totum pole. It's made to last maybe 5 ... ideas from it, and have made vast improvements on his basic concepts. He used to take those trucker's key chains and make an industrial strength reel out of them--replacing the chain with strong fishing ...