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Author: honestjohn
Date: Jun 21, 2008 18:12
Prestidigitator: Person who thrusts his fingers into spuds. Prestidigitator: Newspaperman who thrusts his fingers into spuds. No good. They just go all soggy! Young ladies who were supposed to protect the US from missiles, accordion to Mr. Altsheimers: Ronald Regain. Star Whores. Missile: A soldier who's such a bad shot he couldn't even hit a whole land-mass surrounded by water!
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