The Ballad of Said and Nancy, or: "Americans Against America" By ... am a 12th generation Scottish-American, the descendant of undocumented aliens ... able to successfully assimilate into American culture, choosing instead to stubbornly ... kilt, tamoshanter, and sporran, while Said chose an iridescent feathered cloak ... Restaurant, handcuffed the falcon-headed Said, and roughly manhandled him into ...