the worthless word for the day is: symphoric [fr. Gk sumphora, mishap, calamity] /sim FOR ik/ accident prone, clumsy <elderly and increasingly symphoric - D. Grambs> "Who would have endured in this place to have seen two such words as the phthano-paranomic or crime- preventing, and the phthano-symphoric or calamity- preventing, branches of the police?" - Jeremy Bentham, Principles of