... life. Being gay must be pretty awesome I figure, I mean you'd essentially be in love with your own body. If I was super rich I'd get hormone st00f and grow myself a nice pair of womanly bewbs. But you're a *guy* - you'd make an ugly lesbian! *ahem* cheek stubble *ahem* *cough* penis *...

... in my next life. Being gay must be pretty awesome I figure, I mean you'd essentially be in love with your own body. If I was super rich I'd get hormone st00f and grow myself a nice pair of womanly bewbs. But you're a *guy* - you'd make an ugly lesbian! *ahem* cheek stubble *ahem* *cough* penis *cough* *...

...next life. Being gay must be pretty awesome I figure, I mean you'd essentially be in love with your own body. If I was super rich I'd get hormone st00f and grow myself a nice pair of womanly bewbs. But you're a *guy* - you'd make an ugly lesbian! *ahem* cheek stubble *ahem* *cough* penis ...

... in my next life. Being gay must be pretty awesome I figure, I mean you'd essentially be in love with your own body. If I was super rich I'd get hormone st00f and grow myself a nice pair of womanly bewbs. But you're a *guy* - you'd make an ugly lesbian! *ahem* cheek stubble *ahem* *cough* penis *cough*...

... in my next life. Being gay must be pretty awesome I figure, I mean you'd essentially be in love with your own body. If I was super rich I'd get hormone st00f and grow myself a nice pair of womanly bewbs. But you're a *guy* - you'd make an ugly lesbian! *ahem* cheek stubble *ahem* *cough* penis *cough* ...

...a lesbian in my next life. Being gay must be pretty awesome I figure, I mean you'd essentially be in love with your own body. If I was super rich I'd get hormone st00f and grow myself a nice pair of womanly bewbs. But you're a *guy* - you'd make an ugly lesbian! *ahem* cheek stubble *ahem* *cough* penis *cough* *...

... as a lesbian in my next life. Being gay must be pretty awesome I figure, I mean you'd essentially be in love with your own body. If I was super rich I'd get hormone st00f and grow myself a nice pair of womanly bewbs. But you're a *guy* - you'd make an ugly lesbian! *ahem* cheek stubble *ahem* *cough* penis *cough* ...

... as a lesbian in my next life. Being gay must be pretty awesome I figure, I mean you'd essentially be in love with your own body. If I was super rich I'd get hormone st00f and grow myself a nice pair of womanly bewbs. But you're a *guy* - you'd make an ugly lesbian! *ahem* cheek stubble *ahem* *cough* penis *cough* *cough* chest...

... as a lesbian in my next life. Being gay must be pretty awesome I figure, I mean you'd essentially be in love with your own body. If I was super rich I'd get hormone st00f and grow myself a nice pair of womanly bewbs. But you're a *guy* - you'd make an ugly lesbian! *ahem* cheek stubble *ahem* *cough* penis *cough* *cough* chest...

... reincarnated as a lesbian in my next life. Being gay must be pretty awesome I figure, I mean you'd essentially be in love with your own body. If I was super rich I'd get hormone st00f and grow myself a nice pair of womanly bewbs. But you're a *guy* - you'd make an ugly lesbian! *ahem* cheek stubble *ahem* *cough* penis *cough* ...