Redelk wrote: [chomp] So, Sincerely Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a man who isn't saluting. "Why aren't you saluting like the others?" Hitler barks. "Mein Führer, I'm the Doctor," comes the answer. "I'm not crazy!" Speaking of doctors: A guy goes to a doctor and the doctor says, "You have an