On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:32:53 +0100, Peter Ward <me@privacy.net> wrote: My new microwave can turn a stick of butter into a puddle in ten seconds. Very annoying. That's sort of the idea of a microwave. It won't happen if you don't put the butter in it. True, but my last m'wave would merely soften it up nicely in the same amount of time. Butter is making me fat. sigh<
On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:47:16 -0400, Slappy wrote: On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:07:18 +0100, Snowleopard <wintersnowfox@gmail.lair.com> wrote: Well, I fancied toasted teacakes, but the butter was a little hard. Now, I've learnt the lesson about warming butter in the microwave, at least the bit about taking the wrapping off first. So today I thought I'd let my knife rest ...
In article <jjrqc49ih53bp83uln8idvh1hn9bu1gjpl@4ax.com>, Snowleopard says... Well, I fancied toasted teacakes, but the butter was a little hard. Now, I've learnt the lesson about warming butter in the microwave, at least the bit about taking the wrapping off first. So today I thought I'd let my knife rest across the toaster rack -b "hot knife through butter" and all ...
On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:07:18 +0100, Snowleopard <wintersnowfox@gmail.lair.com> wrote: Well, I fancied toasted teacakes, but the butter was a little hard. Now, I've learnt the lesson about warming butter in the microwave, at least the bit about taking the wrapping off first. So today I thought I'd let my knife rest across the toaster rack -b "hot knife through butter" and all...
... is *so* going to make you think twice :) There's a warning on my hair curling iron -- "For external use only!" I like to wonder about what transpired to warrant that..... Ouchie. <:-/ Or the classic, on hotel hairdryers: "do not use this appliance while in the bath or shower" (!) Time to let Darwinism have its head, I reckon :) [1] I'm thinking of offering a ...
... "part of the scenery" in an open-faced helmet. But if a helmet is supposed to keep you a bit safer, open-faced ones don't do so well ... although I do seem to recall reading, years ago, that the reduced weight of an open-faced lid means one is less likely to break one's neck in a fall ... but of course, face-planting tarmac in an open-faced lid is a major, *major* ouchie. -- Bear
...$20.00 for the month. I am so wondering what is going to happen to me if they take me of the thinners for surgery. I know if they leave me on the thinners I could bleed to death. Kind of a ouchie situation isn't it? May I ask why you are on blood thinners? I sure could use a YorkieDave story os some kind? Very best wishes YorkieDave and Cat Hugs for YorkieDave and Cat...
... On Dec 1, 4:04 am, "Odious" <Odi...@cox.net.nospam> wrote: Otay, I zee wiull learnt duh lanuage of the dee dee dee's justin so yo kin unstand chit. Odorus say, ouchie, ouchie me ballz dis on fir, it ta burning off's. Lesson learned Odorus, putting hot sauce on your dick doesn't make you a hot stud muffin. UnKaH Is that an actual bit ...
... fact..yes I do.. ;o} I cut up green grapes, cantaloupe, honeydew, strawberries, watermelon and kiwis for a fruity salad this morning...is that enough? You cut up kiwis?? !! Ouchy, ouchy, ouch!!! That's *kiwifruit* to us down here..... ;-)) Actually, to add to that..... I suppose some might think I am masquerading as a hairy brown fruit... hadn't ...
... of fact..yes I do.. ;o} I cut up green grapes, cantaloupe, honeydew, strawberries, watermelon and kiwis for a fruity salad this morning...is that enough? You cut up kiwis?? !! Ouchy, ouchy, ouch!!! That's *kiwifruit* to us down here..... ;-)) Actually, to add to that..... I suppose some might think I am masquerading as a hairy brown fruit... hadn't ...
