... has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to...

...interior of the earth is one vast piece of liquid-like silly-putty made from Iron-Nickel. Sometimes it shifts in the belly of the earth. Life adjusts. However our great and mighty empire that sends legless men back into combat, water boards our enemies and sucks out 70 percent of all the oil on the planet for 10 percent of the population...well, maybe we will go the way of the dinosaur and ...

...s so goddamned fat he can't move without a wheelchair and two crutches, (he says he weighs 290, but he's cut 25%% off his true weight out of embarrassment and shame), or he is legless from diabetes. Or something. Because KenCrim would never lie to the government, would he? Nooooooooo. Annonymously, huh? OK, you know the number or web site? Since it claims that its not disabled, I'...

...'s speeding ticket, his car tags show that he has a Handicapped Exemption auto plate. So either he's so goddamned fat he can't move without a wheelchair and two crutches, (he says he weighs 290, but he's cut 25%% off his true weight out of embarrassment and shame), or he is legless from diabetes. Or something. Because KenCrim would never lie to the government, would he? Nooooooooo.

...:45 which is a bit quieter. Your best bet is to reserve a seat as all the trains can get a bit full. Not really many delays but it seems worse on trains leaving London. The worst part is the seats on the Virgin trains which appear to have been designed by a legless dwarf. First class is better but the prices are a bit steep, well over 1000 per month last time I looked.

...) Because a square is bilaterally symmetric, all of the higher Animal Phyla are BILATERAL (7 out of 9 Phyla) in fact only the two lowest animal Phyla (jellyfish) which are after all "legless" animals to begin with, are not Bilateral (they are radial). Any animal with "legs" is Cartesian and therefore Bilateral, and the "legs" will appear in Bilateral pairs. Starfish actually have a ...

... trains can get a bit full. Not really many delays but it seems worse on trains leaving London. The worst part is the seats on the Virgin trains which appear to have been designed by a legless dwarf. First class is better but the prices are a bit steep, well over 1000 per month last time I looked. But, but, but... a season is one of the times when first class is usually ...

On Oct 11, 12:30 am, comadrejo <comadrej...@comcast.net> wrote: There is a scene in "El Topo" with a legless person and an armless person battling the character "El Topo" (el topo means the mole in Spanish) in the desert with the scenario you described. John Lennon liked the film so much, he got his manager at the time, Allen Klein to buy the rights. It could be another ...

...that a literal reading of the Book of Genesis is childishly stupid. Talking snakes, indeed. However at least we know from the Word of God which was the first creature to get itself legless. Many have followed the snakes example Could it have been Hannah in the First book of Samuel who was person to stay sober with the help of AAA (Ancient Alcoholics Anonymous) Chapter One does ...

... happened: And behold the snake telleth the following story 'Time was when we didn't only talk -we also had legs and used to go out jogging. Sometimes we would ride bycycles - try doing that when you are legless! Then one day this bitch turns up and demands an apple off the tree I was standing under , minding my own business. So I said to her "The boss won't like it - he's got a ...