Lately, I've been amusing myself reworking the texts of popular songs to give them a clasical motif. I thought it might amuse others too, even though this has nothing to do with Tolkien: DIONYSIUS, TYRANT OF ATHENS If I had some good wine, I'd drink it in the morning, I'd drink it in the evening, all over this town. I''d drink it when I'm eating, I'd drink it when I'm judging, I'd drink