When is it OK for boys to be girls, and girls to be boys? And the answer is: when they live in Oakland, California, which is still behind San Francisco, but which is fighting very hard to become the national laughing stock. Indoarsman When is it OK for boys to be girls, and girls to be boys? Many kids want to look and act like the other sex. For some, it's a phase; for others

Speaking of incumbent Senators on the verge of losing their jobs, let's check in on Rick Santorum (R-Fecal Matter) and see how he's getting along. As the Senate's most vulnerable incumbent, Santorum is obviously becoming increasingly worried about his re-election prospects this year. So he's decided to try to branch out. Last week he became the 170th member of Congress to sign a statement