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Re: Don't sweat the petty things & don't pet the sweaty things.     

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Author: Lucifer
Date: Nov 22, 2006 12:19

... What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobic! What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective? Santa Clues! Who delivers Christmas presents to pets? Why, Santa Paws of course! http://www.emailsanta.com/jokes santa.htm http://www.greetingsfromsanta.com/ http://www.ak-prepared.com/dmva/opsanta.htm A guy goes up to this ...
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Don't sweat the petty things & don't pet the sweaty things.     

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Author: Immortalist
Date: Nov 22, 2006 10:58

... yellow road sign? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? What was the best thing before sliced bread? One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it. Never underestimate ...
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Author: Immortalist
Date: Nov 24, 2006 08:58

Smiler wrote: "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1164223178.904026.165890@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... c...@optonline.net wrote: On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I wish he'd tell me. ...
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Author: Therion Ware
Date: Nov 23, 2006 00:02

On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 22:13:11 -0800, The Ghost In The Machine <ewill@sirius.tg00suus7038.net> wrote: In sci.logic, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 20:11:12 +0000 <7lb9m2h0muq4oiubaqpekh70q4c4s7mian@4ax.com>: On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 14:04:50 -0500, calee@optonline.net wrote: On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@...
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Author: The Ghost In The Machine
Date: Nov 22, 2006 22:13

In sci.logic, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 20:11:12 +0000 <7lb9m2h0muq4oiubaqpekh70q4c4s7mian@4ax.com>: On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 14:04:50 -0500, calee@optonline.net wrote: On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live....
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Author: Smiler
Date: Nov 22, 2006 19:37

"Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1164223178.904026.165890@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... c...@optonline.net wrote: On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I wish he'd tell me. Why does Santa always go down the ...
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Author: Therion Ware
Date: Nov 22, 2006 12:11

On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 14:04:50 -0500, calee@optonline.net wrote: On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I wish he'd tell me. overheard in college while walking out of the library: "yes, she's the kind of girl my mother always warned me about who I ...
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Author: calee
Date: Nov 22, 2006 11:31

On 22 Nov 2006 11:19:38 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote: c...@optonline.net wrote: On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I wish he'd tell me. Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him...
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Author: Immortalist
Date: Nov 22, 2006 11:19

c...@optonline.net wrote: On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater 2000@yahoo.com> wrote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I wish he'd tell me. Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him! (that's one of Santa's favourite jokes! *HO! Ho! ho!*) Where does Santa stay when he's on ...
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Author: calee
Date: Nov 22, 2006 11:04

On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I wish he'd tell me.
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