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Smiler wrote: "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1164223178.904026.165890@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... c...@optonline.net wrote: On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I wish he'd tell me. ...

On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 22:13:11 -0800, The Ghost In The Machine <ewill@sirius.tg00suus7038.net> wrote: In sci.logic, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 20:11:12 +0000 <7lb9m2h0muq4oiubaqpekh70q4c4s7mian@4ax.com>: On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 14:04:50 -0500, calee@optonline.net wrote: On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@...

In sci.logic, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 20:11:12 +0000 <7lb9m2h0muq4oiubaqpekh70q4c4s7mian@4ax.com>: On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 14:04:50 -0500, calee@optonline.net wrote: On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live....

"Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1164223178.904026.165890@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... c...@optonline.net wrote: On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I wish he'd tell me. Why does Santa always go down the ...

On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 14:04:50 -0500, calee@optonline.net wrote: On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I wish he'd tell me. overheard in college while walking out of the library: "yes, she's the kind of girl my mother always warned me about who I ...

On 22 Nov 2006 11:19:38 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote: c...@optonline.net wrote: On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I wish he'd tell me. Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him...

c...@optonline.net wrote: On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater 2000@yahoo.com> wrote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I wish he'd tell me. Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him! (that's one of Santa's favourite jokes! *HO! Ho! ho!*) Where does Santa stay when he's on ...

On 22 Nov 2006 10:58:34 -0800, "Immortalist" <reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote: The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I wish he'd tell me.