On 23 Jun., 16:19, "BQ" <ldhorv...@noshaw.ca> wrote: GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008 New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than Minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you want fries with that?' New Rule: No more gift registries You

New Rules For 2008 ACORDING TO GEORGE : New Rule : Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.Com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the footb all team is doing these days--mowing my lawn New Rule : Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're

New Rules - but a little late. Ya gotta love George! George Carlin's New Rules For 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 or 30 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days - he's mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat

Flagstaff Frank wrote: New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull

Oh wait he did do these. Some of them are from his show. "Michael Schey" <mscheynjSPAMBLOCK@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:6qh8n29ktk3o0o8ip1mds76ot9b0pvd54r@4ax.com... I doubt Carlin said them but there are some good thoughts here . New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly